Yeah, Thor got sent to Earth by Odin cause he was being a prick. So Odin was all like, "Dude, quit being such a dick," and then made Thor this big pussy and shit. But then, this Blake guy finds a hammer in this ice cave and is all like, "WTF" and picks it up and becomes all badass and shit. Motherfuckers were all like, "I guess this Blake dude turns into Thor" but then Kirby's all like, "You motherfuckers don't know shit. Blake is Thor, dickwads." Then Stan Lee stole Kirby's art, fucked his woman, and Blake stopped being in Thor comics.
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That^. I alwaya thought it was kind of a lame attempt to get the "required" secret identity angle into that book. "Thor's a superhero, right? Therefore he MUST have a secret identity, right?"I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.
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I am Groot!
I AM Groot!
I am Groot!
I. . . am Groot.
I. . .am. . . Groot.
I. . . am . . . GROOOOOOT!
I have faith that with enough practice, he'll NAIL that line.I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.
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I AM GROOT DISGUISED AS GROOT PLAYIN' ANOTHER GROOTLast edited by Captain Russ; 10-15-2013, 10:09 PM.Me quick one want slow
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