Avengers Assemble!

[Master Shake]

I also forgot about the

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fire-breathing bit.

Is that from the comics?

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My favorite part about the fire-breathing bit was the expression on Chase the Henchman's face. He's just all "Holy shit, we can do that?!"

I want a deleted scene where he's trying to breathe fire too just because he thought it looked awesome.

[Abraham Smashington]

hahaha. That would have been a fucking hilarious scene.

Just failed attempts of that poor bastard coughing up phlegm.

[Martin]

Seeing Iron Man 3 monday night!

[Captain Russ]

James Badge Dale was unsung awesomeness.

[BillyG]

He was a pleasant surprise when he popped up.

[Anderson]

Saorise Ronan is up for Scarlet Witch

[BMichaelKrol]

Hmmmm....I was hoping for Kat Dennings. But what else is new?

[Captain Russ]

Saorise Ronan is up for Scarlet Witch

Th' fuck? She weighs as much as Wanda's left titty.

[Timothy225]

Not seeing it, really.

[Martin]

Saorise Ronan is up for Scarlet Witch

Just no.

[BMichaelKrol]

Th' fuck? She weighs as much as Wanda's left titty.

No shit. Wanda is Eastern European. Those girls ain't slight.

[IggytheBorg]

[Smirks w/ Smug Satisfaction at Own Eastern European Heritage]

[BMichaelKrol]

[Smirks w/ Smug Satisfaction at Own Eastern European Heritage]

Me too, man. Polish/ Ukrainian on Dad's side; Swedish and Scandavian on Mom's. I know of which I speaks!

ETA: Plus, Wanda is Jewish. We need a zaftig Jewish goddess, ie Kat Dennings.

[B_Metal]

So what Iggy and Krol are trying to tell us is that they are curvy Eastern European lady mutants? I am so confuse.

[Captain Russ]

They too weigh as much as some woman from the Spearmint Rhino. Big fahkin' woop