Avengers Assemble!

[B_Metal]

Nitpicking a comic book movie's reality is like playing pick up sticks with your buttcheeks.

*Slow clap*

[Anderson]

Quick question: did I miss when they explained how Thor managed to get back on Earth? Since the Rainbow bridge got destroyed in Thor?

And yeah, some plot issues, but overall, the best comic book movie for me.

That's the Whedon magic of cutting down plot information to throwaway lines. Zak Penn would've represented!

[Matt]

Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick...now people are up in arms over the 'he's adopted' joke, claiming that it hurts viewers who have been adopted. Give me a break.

[Anderson]

Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick...now people are up in arms over the 'he's adopted' joke, claiming that it hurts viewers who have been adopted. Give me a break.

Adopted kids have a proud history of being fiction's assholes. They should embrace the role.

Plus, Loki's cool. He's got a magic walking stick of death.

[BMichaelKrol]

Nitpicking a comic book movie's reality is like playing pick up sticks with your buttcheeks.

What? An awesome fucking time!

[Timothy225]

Superman was adopted. So was Robin (well, he's a ward). That's two good guys to Loki being an adopted bad guy.

Adoptees best take it down a notch.

[Martin]

The adopted line was hilarious.

Fuck those adopted assfucks that can't handle a joke.

[Captain Russ]

What? An awesome fucking time!

It was how Del Griffith would have wanted it.

[Abraham Smashington]

yesss

[Captain Russ]

Superman was adopted. So was Robin (well, he's a ward). That's two good guys to Loki being an adopted bad guy.

Adoptees best take it down a notch.

So was Taye Diggs in The House on Haunted Hill.

[Timothy225]

So was Taye Diggs in The House on Haunted Hill.

That's three!

[Martin]

Taye Diggs is worth 2 of them.

[Timothy225]

Okay, four. It is Taye Diggs after all.

[Ben Thomas]

That pisses me off. That line speaks to the CHARACTER's truth about proud, kingly, God lineage etc.

People need to chill the fuck out. Cos they may be an army, but I've got a Hulk.

[Martin]

Speaking of which, The Hulk really is the MVP of that movie.

Man, NOW I get why people loved him in the comics. From the utter destruction to the way he ruined Loki like my daughter ruins his teddybear to his awesome punch at Thor, so great.