Oscars 2017: Who Should vs. Who Will Win (be accordingly)

[Anderson]

Lights please.

BEST PICTURE

Should Win: Arrival
Will Win: La La Land

BEST DIRECTOR

Should Win: Damien Chazelle
Will Win: Damien Chazelle

BEST ACTOR

Should Win: Casey Affleck
Will Win: Denzel Washington

BEST ACTRESS

Should Win: Isabelle Huppert
Will Win: Emma Stone

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Should Win: Mahersala Ali
Will Win: Mahersala Ali
Could Upset: Dev Patel

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Should Win: Michelle Williams
Will Win: Viola Davis

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY

Should Win: The Lobster
Will Win: Manchester by the Sea

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY

Should Win: Fences
Will Win: Moonlight

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY

Should Win: Arrival
Will Win: La La Land

BEST EDITING

Should Win: Hacksaw Ridge
Will Win: La La Land

BEST SOUND EDITING

Should Win: Hacksaw Ridge
Will Win: Hacksaw Ridge

BEST SOUND MIXING

Should Win: Arrival
Will Win: La La Land

BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN

Should Win: Hail, Caesar!
Will Win: La La Land

BEST COSTUME DESIGN

Should Win: Jackie
Will Win: La La Land

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE

Should Win: Jackie
Will Win: La La Land

BEST ORIGINAL SONG

Should Win: How Far I'll Go (Moana)
Will Win: City of Stars (La La Land)

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS

Should Win: Kubo and the Two Strings
Will Win: The Jungle Book

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE

Should Win: Kubo and the Two Strings
Will Win: Zootopia

BEST ANIMATED SHORT

Should Win: Piper
Will Win: Piper

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE

Should Win: OJ Made in America
Will Win: OJ Made in America

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT

Should Win: Extremis
Will Win: Joe's Violin

BEST MAKEUP

Should Win: A Man Called Ove
Will Win: Star Trek Beyond

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

Should Win: The Salesman
Will Win: Toni Erdmann

[Anderson]

bet accordingly. I'm making 800 typos today.

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh Warren.

[Anderson]

Oh Warren.

I feel bad for the La La Land producers. If you fuck up, you don't let those guys almost finish and walk off the stage.

Plus, Moonlight gets lumped in with this weird trivial bullshit. It's like Marisa Tomei. No matter what happens from now on, some people are always going to associate your win with a mistake.

That being said, this is the year of the split vote. Extra points to anyone that can find me a .gif of Denzel Washington's pissed face over losing.