New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Anderson]

Spoil OLDBOY for me. Do they keep the twist at the end? Does he cut off his tongue?

I'm trying to think of a way to spoil it that makes sense. Spike Lee saw the original and said IDONTGIVEAFUQ and it shows.

But, it's not bad. The edits don't help, but it's still its own beast.

[Anderson]

How's about this?

There are incest and hammers.

[BillyG]

Wait, Oldboy is coming out already? Had no idea.

[Anderson]

Wait, Oldboy is coming out already? Had no idea.

Wednesday before Thanksgiving in most cities.

[Captain Russ]

Fun for the whole family.

[Matt]

Honey? We've got FROZEN and OLDBOY to take the kids to. Which one do you think they'd like best?

Actually, I've heard good things on FROZEN. Supposed to be a really solid animate film.

[Anderson]

Honey? We've got FROZEN and OLDBOY to take the kids to. Which one do you think they'd like best?

Actually, I've heard good things on FROZEN. Supposed to be a really solid animate film.

I'm probably going to past on my screening of it due to it being a mixed audience dump and they changed the theater from my general area to the other side of town.

Also, we've got a screening of Inside Llewelyn Davis on the same night. Priorities, 'yo.

[Martin]

Frozen is a must see ( I haz a girl), but Oldboy? Fuck Spike Lee.

He's so fucking overrated it's pathetic.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah, his output in the last few years have not been all that great.

[Captain Russ]

Frozen is a must see ( I haz a girl), but Oldboy? Fuck Spike Lee.

He's so fucking overrated it's pathetic.

Who's overrating him? All he did was Do the Right Thing and tell me I'm a slave owner for the last twenty five years. Best thing he ever did was wear that fuckin' moosejaw hat to the Knicks game.

[BillyG]

Keaton is hamming it up in a beautiful way in that new Need for Speed trailer.

[Ben Thomas]

I'm really looking forward to that. I do love me films featuring fast cars, but mostly I'm excited to see Aaron Paul.

[Abraham Smashington]

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[Abraham Smashington]

I really want to see that.

[Bobby Bear]

I saw Gravity (in 3D) last night. Yes, it's enjoyable enough and much of the imagery is undeniably gorgeous, but it didn't resonate with me the way I thought it might after all the excellent reviews. I think it was just a little too shallow to really amaze me, however impressive it may be on a purely visual level.