New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Matt]

They should have cast Katie Morgan in the lead role and just gone for it.

[Martin]

I don't know what more irritating about that bitch. Her voice or her looks.

She looks like a the typical cheap pornstar (which she is) and she speaks like a chimpmunk.

[Ben Thomas]

OhnoMartinditnt

Dude, don't be fuckin with Matt when it comes to Katie Morgan...

[Ben Thomas]

Actually, you might get away with Morgan, but when it comes to Ginger Lynn, gloves are off.

[Martin]

Ginger Lynn was something. Not a favorite of mine, but I understood the appeal.

Morgan? Not even on that league.

[gravedigger]

I like Hunnam on the motorcycle but bro can't carry a movie.

[Matt]

I only said Morgan because I think she's current and well known. She doesn't do a thing for me, so flame away.

Ginger in her prime? MMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFMFFFFFFFFFFFFMFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Ben Thomas]

My apologies, Matt - I thought you dug her.

[Abraham Smashington]

I don't know what more irritating about that bitch. Her voice or her looks.

She looks like a the typical cheap pornstar (which she is) and she speaks like a chimpmunk.

word. turrible. just turrible.

[B_Metal]

I like Hunnam on the motorcycle but bro can't carry a movie.

I think he can carry a movie, IF he doesn't have to do an American accent. That shit really hinders him for some reason.

[Trejo]

Yeah, he showed lots of charisma in Green Street Hooligans but then did his best impression of cardboard for Pacific Rim.

But really, who needs 50 Shades for getting their jollies when Nymphomaniac will be infinitely more interesting (and hardcore)

[gravedigger]

I don't know that I want to hang out with anyone who gets their jollies from a Von Trier film.

[Captain Russ]

I've found many a jolly in my time watching von Trier unspool his brand of crazy.

[BillyG]

Same. Bring that shit on.

[Martin]

But really, who needs 50 Shades for getting their jollies when Nymphomaniac will be infinitely more interesting (and hardcore)

Haaa.... Not sure the idea of seeing Shia Laboeuf naked in any shape, way or form can be designed to be interesting.

I don't know that I want to hang out with anyone who gets their jollies from a Von Trier film.

That.

Lars Von Trier, no matter how much he'll ever try, comes off as misogynistic. Not sure he is, unlike say, a being a Nazi sympathizer, but while I know the wife will be interested in Nymphomaniac, there's not way it can have the same appeal as a fucking Fifty Shades movie.