New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Abraham Smashington]

That Gravity flick with Clooney and Bullock.

The 3D trailer we saw before Pacific Rim was fucking MIND BLOWING.

[BMichaelKrol]

Holy fuck.

I'm going to avoid that one until I see some spoilers. As I get into my old age, I'm finding "...and then they ALL DIED!" movies less charming.

[Ben Thomas]

The 3D trailer we saw before Pacific Rim was fucking MIND BLOWING.

Yep. Drew gasps from nearly everyone in my screening. The tough sell for that film is Bullock being the lead.

[Abraham Smashington]

yep. That's my only issue at the moment. I'm just not a big fan of her, and I would have loved it if they would have had some no-namers instead of Clooney and Bullock.

[Martin]

A Bloodsport remake by James McTeigue?

“explore the life of 21st century mercenaries as they collide with the underground world of Brazilian Vale Tudo fighting.”

With no Van Damme, no Ogre, no Bolo Yeung, no kumite and most likely no split while wearing underwear? FUCK YOU.

Gimme a Gymkata remake instead.

[Trejo]

Martin, that's the most I've ever agreed with anything.

Also no Kumite song! What's the point Hollywood?

[Martin]

STAN BUSH'S MASTERPIECE, STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!!

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[Timothy225]

A Bloodsport remake by James McTeigue?


With no Van Damme, no Ogre, no Bolo Yeung, no kumite and most likely no split while wearing underwear? FUCK YOU.

Gimme a Gymkata remake instead.

Great news! I'll be sure to miss it!!!

Fucking Hollywood and all these fucking remakes nobody fucking asked for. All they're doing is saving me money.

[Martin]

GIMME A PACIFIC RIM SEQUEL INSTEAD!

I count on you, Japan and China!

[BillyG]

The Conjuring was scary as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Jesus christ. Least I had a gorgeous female with me putting my hands on her legs the whole time...well no not really because I kept grabbing her legs and looking like a pussy.

[gravedigger]

Fuuuuuck that new GRAVITY trailer that features only Bullock. Looks so good but so terrifying.

[B_Metal]

A Bloodsport remake by James McTeigue?


With no Van Damme, no Ogre, no Bolo Yeung, no kumite and most likely no split while wearing underwear? FUCK YOU.

Gimme a Gymkata remake instead.

Also "OK USA!"

[Captain Russ]

If anything, they should try running with one his less successful outings and go batshit with it.

Threaten to cut off QT's supply of feet if he doesn't make a Double Impact send up. He hasn't made his "twin" movie pastiche yet has he?

[B_Metal]

Not unless you count From Dusk till Dawn and despite his ample ego I doubt even QT would make that claim.

[Martin]

Also "OK USA!"

Lol

"You want to see Dim Mak? I'll show you BIG MAC!"