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Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
No Dusty.
No buys.
No Bill.
No buys.
THIS IS A NON SUCK ZONEMe quick one want slow
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as a tattoo it's not the woooorst idea, but whoo boy they're really gonna have to sell this in a way that almost ignores the first one as much as possible....Dude can act and is a better choice than Momoa but still think the time has passed for this remake. We all know that Jesse Camp would have made the best Crow. lolol"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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Jesse Camp? Holy late 90s MTV VJ's, Batman!
Seriously, it felt like someone walked over my grave when you typed that name, Rob. Which kind of ties in, because y'know, The Crow and shit.
Takes me back to the time I tried to ask Tabitha Soren out for coffee after a presentation she hosted at one of the local colleges, but her "escort" politely declined my request. WHY YOU GOTTA REMIND ME OF MY HEARTBREAK, RERB?!? (puts on The Crow '94 soundtrack, rolls himself into a ball, rocks back and forth as "Big Empty" plays).
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Soundcloud Crow just looks goofy as hell. It SHOULD be Jesse in the lead and Dave Holmes as Top Dollar's horned up brother (in a subverted expectations bit of casting).
The '94 film was a much loved fluke.
Tabitha Soren agrees, I'm sure. She was fine as hell, Tim.Last edited by Captain Russ; 03-01-2024, 01:38 PM. Reason: Aforementioned missing VJ information for reasons and can't spell "should" after 9PMMe quick one want slow
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