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  • Like who the fuck puts a movie in a mine salt?
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    • I totally forgot we're on number 6 of these movies. But I dig the vibe and love the logo.

      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • This is a simple idea that totally works. I am in for this. I liked the last one WAY more than I expected.

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        • SOMEONE GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • FUCKIN NICE
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            • Can’t do the Scream movies. I’ve never been able to handle scary shit. So 65 is probably out for me as well, but it looks fucking awesome.
              Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy

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              • 65 is "what if enemy mine, but better?"

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                • Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                  65 is "what if enemy mine, but better?"
                  Enemy Mine is fucking awesome.
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                  • Originally posted by Martin View Post

                    Enemy Mine is fucking awesome.
                    YEAH.

                    And I got ZERO Enemy Mine vibes from that. If anything it seems like a "smarter" Roland Emmerich film. WHAT IF MAN WAS THE CAUSE OF THE EXTINCTION EVENT OF THE DINOSAURS AND IT WAS LAZERS AND FUTURE TECH. Now if Adam Driver gives birth to a baby dinosaur? Then we got a stew a'cookin.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • The single best piece of writing since we launched the site this year.

                      How Broker and Return to Seoul Helped Me Forgive My Biological Mother, Who Put Me Up for Adoption
                      Originally posted by Ari
                      The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                      • https://youtu.be/smTK_AeAPHs

                        Evil Dead Rise


                        Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yes

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                        • I'm in obviously (I'm the asshole who enjoyed that shitty Netflix Texas Chainsaw) but goddammit if I'm not bummed that Jane Levy isn't back.

                          That box grater thoooooooo
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • Naw dude. I liked the Netflix TCM too. People that wanted some "elevated horror" bullshit are idiots. Kill more Austin gentrifiers, Leatherface. I am hoping we get a Jane Levy cameo at least.

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                            • Renfield looks like so much fun

                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LmO6rmDW08

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                              • Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                                Renfield looks like so much fun

                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LmO6rmDW08
                                agreed, it does. Getting a good LOVE AT FIRST BITE vibe.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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