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  • John Wick 4 - Wicker Man

    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YES

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      • The Menu

        Really good. Some awesome performances. Not what I expected it to be at all. Really enjoyed it taking the piss out of elevated dining. Holt is a treasure.

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        • It looked cool.

          Hoult is a fucking RIOT in The Great.
          BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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          • The Great is an actually underrated and under discussed TV show.

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            • I just started this book. This trailer sums up what I've read so far. Huh?

              Pumped for this.

              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • Here's the movie we all really want to see:

                cocaine-bear-1.png?ssl=1.png

                Here's hoping the film is only 15 minutes of setup followed by 90 minutes of pure frenzied grizzly carnage. I want scenes of the bear charging with blood and blow all over its face while hunters unload rifles into it with no effect.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • Cocaine Bear is going to be a classic or dismal and there's no chance of something in between.

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                  • Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                    Cocaine Bear is going to be a classic or dismal and there's no chance of something in between.
                    It's directed by Elizabeth Banks, so I'm leaning towards 'dismal' here. Now, if Neil Marshall were directing this...
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • Yeah, she's definitely an interesting choice for director. Willing to give her a shot since she's not done much so far. Neil Marshall feels like he just pissed of anyone that doesn't work at HBO. I don't know how he wasn't getting 25m budgets all day long after Doomsday.

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                      • Originally posted by Matt View Post
                        Here's the movie we all really want to see:

                        cocaine-bear-1.png?ssl=1.png

                        Here's hoping the film is only 15 minutes of setup followed by 90 minutes of pure frenzied grizzly carnage. I want scenes of the bear charging with blood and blow all over its face while hunters unload rifles into it with no effect.
                        I’m sadly guessing we’ll get a 90min setup and 15min of fun.
                        BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                        • New Mario trailer.


                          Still looks great, still wish Pratt wasn't Mario.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • Meh. Not feeling it.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • That's an incredible cast, but the tone is totally off. They should have gone more horror than lolz look at the coked out bear. And if you're going for horror comedy and use White Lines you're going to make me think of Shaun of the Dead, and your film will immediately feel lesser.

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                              • This should have been a Sam Raimi film.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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