New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[BillyG]

The Lone Ranger was on par with Pirates 1

Fuckin what the fuck?

[Captain Russ]

The Lone Ranger was on par with Pirates 1

Weeee

[Matt]

The Lone Ranger was on par with Pirates 1

That's consistent with what I've heard elsewhere: it's actually pretty decent but waaay too long and overblown.

[Captain Russ]

So does this mean another four movies of Tonto's Adventures (with the Lone Ranger off fingerbanging Bonnie Macfarlane somewhere else for the running time)?

How was The Duckfaced Killer from Luther?

[FilmNerdJamie]

The Lone Ranger was on par with Pirates 1

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[Captain Russ]

And a howdy-do-fuck-you for posting that, Jamie.

[BillyG]

How was The Duckfaced Killer from Luther?

Vamptastic is the only answer I want.

[FilmNerdJamie]

And a howdy-do-fuck-you for posting that, Jamie.

Anderson and I playfully fuck with each other. Its our thing. Why just the other day I was chilling with other pals outside...

[Anderson]

Anderson and I playfully fuck with each other. Its our thing. Why just the other day I was chilling with other pals outside...

You're also wrong about Pacific Rim and I do have to admire your Kerryesque flip flop on White House Down. Bow to your sensei, bitch.

[Captain Russ]

Gentlemen, no playful banter in the fallout shed.

[Martin]

You're also wrong about Pacific Rim and I do have to admire your Kerryesque flip flop on White House Down. Bow to your sensei, bitch.

So what's the word on Rim and White House? What say you?

[Captain Russ]

House looks dumb, read reviews it is hilariously so, and look forward to C-Tates' glock/squirrel showdown.

[B_Metal]

You guys hot fuzz > shawn of the dead

I like both but you're dead wrong on this one Officer Baconbits.

[Anderson]

So what's the word on Rim and White House? What say you?

Rim's good and it is the best 3D use this year. That being said, it's going to alienate a lot of major audience traffic.

White House Down is fucking terrible. The violence is fun, but it's really fucking stupid.

[B_Metal]

I was afraid WHD was going to be legit stupid. All of the Jamie Foxx bits fell flat for me in the trailer and a good deal of C-Tates stuff did too. Oh well. One less to fight for my viewing time.