New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Abraham Smashington]

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[Abraham Smashington]

I'll see it.

[Captain Russ]

Good lord that looks derivative.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's Bobcat's new film. It'll get a watch.

[B_Metal]

You're going at the wrong times.

Matinees are filled with well-behaved old people and degenerate layabouts.

If you're saying to go to the matinees, then yeah that's when we go. I'm not quite sure though because well behaved old peoples are good, but degenerates are usually assholes. And I'm not paying full price for ANY movie these days. Not with two or three kids in tow.

[Captain Russ]

You know that's right.

[B_Metal]

And we hardly go to the movies with just the wife and I. If we get a sitter we're working on inventing new positions and shit.

[BillyG]

And we hardly go to the movies with just the wife and I. If we get a sitter we're working on inventing new positions and shit.

I hear the "Tow Driver's Hook" is quite popular in the Piney Woods.

[B_Metal]

It can put a wicked crick in your neck though.

[BillyG]

Quit crying and get on that DDP Yoga train. Then create a new meaning for Diamon Cutter.

[Ben Thomas]

My ex told me an awesome story about a couple that were her friends and had just had their first kid.

Long story short, they turned every room corner and window sill into a plush, child-friendly sex wedge. The second the child went down, they could get down comfortably in any given cranny of the house before the kid could fuck their shit up. This way they made the most of any given impulse and exacerbated it with a sense of spontaneity.

I need to find a gal that throws down like that. Might actually WANT to have kids with her.

[Ben Thomas]

Oh, shit. New movies.

As you were.

[Ben Thomas]

HOLY FUCK.

There is nothing about this I don't like:

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[B_Metal]

Quit crying and get on that DDP Yoga train. Then create a new meaning for Diamon Cutter.

Hahaha, dude, I like you am gifted for a big man. Agile as Jim Ross would say.

Oh, shit. New movies.

As you were.

Meh.

HOLY FUCK.

There is nothing about this I don't like:

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Ok, so maybe not meh. This looks interesting. Although I'm wore out on Cameron Diaz.

[Matt]

Hell of a trailer.