New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Anderson]

The soundtrack is also really good from what I hear.

That being said, I'm going to love it dominating the Box Office and the whining it spews.

I know one person who saw it and hates the book. Says that it stands on its own.

[BillyG]

fuck those self hating nerds. "IF YOU'RE NOT READING NON FICTION THEN FUCK YOU."

The book was fun and if Steven is behind it, then so am I. Glad to hear it's good. I'm pumped.

I don't know anything about the nonfiction reading comment, but that book is dog shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's more a commentary that a junk food novel isn't worth reading which I find bullshit. I didn't find the book to be dog shit as many people say it is, but again, I wasn't reading it with a critical eye. Just my stoned eyes who enjoyed the story.

[BillyG]

Junk food novels are fine. The book is just some fan fic shit that I can't believe went beyond Amazon self publishing. That's not a critical eye that's just a "holy fuck I guarantee this guy unironically still wears underoos to bed" eye.

[Matt]

It was the right thing at the right time and it caught fire. It happens.

[BillyG]

I don't really get that. I hope whoever goes to see it has a good time I guess.

[Captain Russ]

The soundtrack is also really good from what I hear.

That being said, I'm going to love it dominating the Box Office and the whining it spews.

I know one person who saw it and hates the book. Says that it stands on its own.

As starved as I am for some form of entertainment that doesn't involve superheroes, this above all else is a positive aspect for me to focus on. Even if it is anecdotal, I don't care anymore.

[Abraham Smashington]

Junk food novels are fine. The book is just some fan fic shit that I can't believe went beyond Amazon self publishing. That's not a critical eye that's just a "holy fuck I guarantee this guy unironically still wears underoos to bed" eye.

You haven't read enough Amazon Self publishing.

[Anderson]

You haven't read enough Amazon Self publishing.

I have and it's a hair above prison letters on toilet paper.

[Abraham Smashington]

So Steven Spielberg enjoys toilet writing. Gotcha.

[Anderson]

So Steven Spielberg enjoys toilet writing. Gotcha.

Well, he made Always. Not all of them are home runs.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Guarantee there will be think-pieces opining about Ready Player One (a film with a white male in the lead) being a hit and A Wrinkle in Time (a film with a female black tween) bombs and how racist it all is... and conveniently ignoring how Black Panther will be 2018's biggest grossing film.

Take a lesson from Elizabeth Banks. Fuck facts!

[Anderson]

Guarantee there will be think-pieces opining about Ready Player One (a film with a white male in the lead) being a hit and A Wrinkle in Time (a film with a female black tween) bombs and how racist it all is... and conveniently ignoring how Black Panther will be 2018's biggest grossing film.

Take a lesson from Elizabeth Banks. Fuck facts!

But, facts make me feel bad. I prefer quotas, group moderation and the velvet glove of tolerance squeezing my throat.

It's for my own good.

[Abraham Smashington]

Well, he made Always. Not all of them are home runs.

Touche

[Anderson]

I still don't know how I got into seeing this early, but get screwed on other shit.

But, The Hurricane Heist is the movie Homer Simpson wrote for Ron Howard in that Simpsons episode.

It might be the daffiest, dumbest, pandering piece of shit ever made. Hell, it made me respect Rob Cohen. There is a degree of artistry in making something so bad.