New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[FilmNerdJamie]

Crowe is literally the only thing I heard wasn't awful.

[gravedigger]

Critics Smritics. CRUISEY FIGHTS THE HOT CHICK FROM THE KINGSMAN. That's all I need.

THAT'S WHERE I KNOW HER FROM. All that damn makeup was throwing me off.

[FilmNerdJamie]

If you want to support horror cinema, go for It Comes At Night this weekend.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'll hit that up on VOD.

[Matt]

it's not JACK REACHER 2 level of badness?

[FilmNerdJamie]

The kind of franchise/multiverse-building of the worst order. So I was told a few weeks back.

[Anderson]

The kind of franchise/multiverse-building of the worst order. So I was told a few weeks back.

Fucking bingo.

6 points of the movie needed a comic caption panel stating "TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!"

[FilmNerdJamie]

As for Fast, yeah its under-performing here and don't listen to anyone who says its all about worldwide. Domestic is still a major, critical player.

And I actively avoided the last two films.

[Nathan]

Just "Knight & Day" bad.

Ouch.

[BillyG]

If you want to support horror cinema, go for It Comes At Night this weekend.

Already have my tickets for the Alamo Friday.

Which hot Kingsman chick is the Mummy?

[Abraham Smashington]

the one with knife legs

[BillyG]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[B_Metal]

Meh to FAST 8. Fast 7 was terrible and Cruisey wasn't in it fighting the hot chick from The Kingsman.

YOU ARE TERRIBLE!!!!!

[BillyG]

YOU ARE TERRIBLE!!!!!

Ignore these philistines.

[Nathan]

I've never seen a single one. Probably never will. Old as F. Pass the Fritos.