New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Matt]

Yes, there are humans

Alliance = Humans, Elves, and Dwarves.
Horde = Orcs, trolls, and ?

[Abraham Smashington]

Kate McKinnon looks just like Egon from the GB cartoon.

[Martin]

Kate McKinnon looks just like Egon from the GB cartoon.

yeaaaaah!

I'm cool with it, as much as I love the original.

[BillyG]

Are there humans in Warcraft? I thought it was just elves and trolls and shit.

Well. So. You see, this movie is based during The First War. Which was a war between the Orcs and Humans. So yes, there are gnomes, elves, trolls, etc etc in the world. But unlikely to be in this movie. This is set before the Alliance and Horde became a thing. The battles in this movie take place in and around the Dark Portal and Stormwind, so kind of nowhere near any of the other races. Elves, trolls, and tauren are on Kalimdor, not the Eastern Kingdoms. And the human realm of Stormwind and such is south of the dwarves and gnomes (and undead, but they are separated by other means) which are divided by a massive mountain range.

So we will be focused on the Orcs coming through the Dark Portal, the destruction of Stormwind and creation of The Blasted Lands, and possible loss of Llane Wrynn. But likely no other races until the second and third wars when the Alliance and Horde are formed.

[Fil]

So, no pandas in this one?

[BillyG]

So, no pandas in this one?

No.

[B_Metal]

So, no pandas in this one?

No.

[gravedigger]

New Ghostbusters team photo is way better. Still super skeptical, though.

[Abraham Smashington]

Well. So. You see, this movie is based during The First War. Which was a war between the Orcs and Humans. So yes, there are gnomes, elves, trolls, etc etc in the world. But unlikely to be in this movie. This is set before the Alliance and Horde became a thing. The battles in this movie take place in and around the Dark Portal and Stormwind, so kind of nowhere near any of the other races. Elves, trolls, and tauren are on Kalimdor, not the Eastern Kingdoms. And the human realm of Stormwind and such is south of the dwarves and gnomes (and undead, but they are separated by other means) which are divided by a massive mountain range.

So we will be focused on the Orcs coming through the Dark Portal, the destruction of Stormwind and creation of The Blasted Lands, and possible loss of Llane Wrynn. But likely no other races until the second and third wars when the Alliance and Horde are formed.

NERRRRRDDDDDDD

So, no pandas in this one?

hahahahhaha

New Ghostbusters team photo is way better. Still super skeptical, though.

I need a trailer because thus far I don't give any fucks.

[Matt]

with ya on the no fucks given for GB, Rob.

[Abraham Smashington]

And I'm getting real annoyed with all of the think pieces I keep seeing saying "STOP CALLING IT THE FEMALE GHOSTBUSTERS!" but it's like, uh....that's what they sold us on. THE FACT THEY ARE ALL FEMALE. like fuck man.

[gravedigger]

Lately "think piece" is a pretty big misnomer. Says the upper middle class, straight, white guy.

[Abraham Smashington]

hahaha word.

[B_Metal]

Think piece is code for Shaming Piece for anyone who doesn't agree with me.

[Anderson]

I couldn't give a shit about Ghostbusters until I got to read the leaked script. Thank you Boston for scanning every script that gets left out on the ground.

Spoiler:

  Spoiler: Are you ready for it? 

It's dog shit. It reads like a 10 year old kid with an issue of Scientific American tried to remake the first movie.