New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[B_Metal]

the redband trailer has some more with Cena and it's pretty funny.

"You're just describing yourself" was pretty funny.

[Martin]

Man from UNCLE looks fantastic.

[Matt]

Dug the shit out of that, Martin. Damn, Henry WOULD have made a pretty decent Bond.

[Captain Russ]

Looks like it might be fun. Who dat in the orange dress?

Too bad digital makes those boat sequences look similar to doodoo.

One day that ugly motion jitter will be gone.

Or hey, maybe someone will use film stock again (HAHAHAHAHAHA)?

[gravedigger]

Armie Hammer needs a name change.

[Martin]

He's named ArMie? Yes, yes he would.


But it does make a nice porn name. You know he uses the the term "The Hammer".

[Matt]

CRIMSON PEAK first trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zBlG8Lv01k

[Trejo]

Well...

That was not good.

Not good at all.

[Matt]

Great production design and overall look (especially with the costumes). Hard to tell if it brings anything new to the table otherwise.

[Captain Russ]

And nary a color filter left unused.

[Abraham Smashington]

Nope. Based on that trailer that looks bad.

[Captain Russ]

Now this looks like it could be less shitty than most music bios:

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When I grow old(er), I want them to give the "Giamatti in Straight of Compton" cut at the barber.

That shit is immaculate.

[Abraham Smashington]

that opening shit with Dre and Cube is fucking embarrassing.

[Captain Russ]

Like you'd turn down that sweet Are We There Yet money, just to come back to the hood where you grew up to flaunt a lifestyle you haven't lived in decades, pretending to still be hard.

As if, Rob.

As fucking if.

[gravedigger]

At the very least it's going to have a good soundtrack. Does Pig Vomit sign on for every biopic?