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  • #2641
    I'll be excited for us all guys.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #2642
      JUPITER ASCENDING got 0/4 stars in the morning paper. I couldn't stop laughing.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • #2643
        CANNOT WAIT.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #2644
          Originally posted by Matt View Post
          JUPITER ASCENDING got 0/4 stars in the morning paper. I couldn't stop laughing.
          Most critics I trust gave it a go, as a gorgeous B-movie. SOLD.
          BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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          • #2645
            I'm usually in agreement with this reviewer, though. He loved THE RAID 2, JOHN WICK, KICK ASS and SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS, for example.
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • #2646
              Did he like Speed Racer though?
              BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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              • #2647
                Not seeing that he has a review for it on Rottentomatoes. He gave CLOUD ATLAS a 1.5/4, which isn't that far off from what I'd give it (to be honest).
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #2648
                  See, I love Cloud Atlas, flaws and all.
                  BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                  • #2649
                    They make pretty, goofy and sometimes terrible films, but they always gamble big.
                    Me quick one want slow

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                    • #2650
                      Originally posted by Captain Russ View Post
                      They make pretty, goofy and sometimes terrible films, but they always gamble big.
                      That's just it. The ambition should be admired, I just wish it belonged to better directors.
                      My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand


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                      • #2651
                        Precisely.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #2652
                          Well, if you make $200m Dune but with Gargoyles and lots of weird fetishes, that's Jupiter Ascending. I kind of love it. I never need to watch it again.

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                          • #2653
                            Originally posted by BillyG View Post
                            Well, if you make $200m Dune but with Gargoyles and lots of weird fetishes, that's Jupiter Ascending. I kind of love it. I never need to watch it again.
                            So you're giving it a solid yes-no then?
                            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                            • #2654
                              Originally posted by B_Metal View Post
                              So you're giving it a solid yes-no then?
                              It's a yes.

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                              • #2655
                                Sounds cool:

                                DRUNK STONED BRILLIANT DEAD: THE STORY OF THE NATIONAL LAMPOON

                                http://www.aintitcool.com/node/70302
                                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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