New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Captain Russ]

*farts vapors of indifference*

[PHEDG]

ooo flary splinter

[Ben Thomas]

1) I was younger and didn't know any better.

Two) The crowds were fun.

D) I had nothing but time, disposable income and a v-card to toss around on a Friday.

An excellent defense, sir. Not of the film, but I understand.

[Captain Russ]

There's no reason to defend it. It was a doofy yet enjoyable ride with a couple of horror icons from my childhood beating the unliving piss out of one another.

[Ben Thomas]

Her out of Destiny's Child needed to die so much sooner.

[Abraham Smashington]

On its opening day, I saw Freddy vs Jason twice in a six hour period.

Yes.
I saw that movie over 10 times in the theater (friend worked there, got in free) and nothing has ever topped the final scene during the midnight showing. Not even day one of EP1 had a crowd like that. It was great.

[Abraham Smashington]

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I fucking love Jenny Slate.

[Captain Russ]

Yes.
I saw that movie over 10 times in the theater (friend worked there, got in free) and nothing has ever topped the final scene during the midnight showing. Not even day one of EP1 had a crowd like that. It was great.

Hold me

[Abraham Smashington]

Seriously. FvJ midnight showing is still the single best theater experience I've ever had.

[Captain Russ]

Fucking A.

[Martin]

Seriously. FvJ midnight showing is still the single best theater experience I've ever had.

Mine was Conspiracy Theory.

The movie was pure garbage, but I fingered a girl to orgasm and got blow after.

Fantastic theater experience.

[Captain Russ]

Too bad it didn't spark a Blade 2 tier review.

[Martin]

I wish it did.

[B_Metal]

Seriously. FvJ midnight showing is still the single best theater experience I've ever had.

Saw FvJ in a theater that would be best described as having hood like tendencies. NOBODY got upset at anyone yelling at the screen. It was marvelous.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yep. That was exactly it. Every single person was in on the joke. It was fucking hilarious and amazing to be a part of that as the entire theater was acting like we were all at a friend's house watching an epic wrestling match. It was like being 8 years old again at a sleepover with your best friends.

Perfect.