New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[Matt]

A MOST WANTED MAN:

http://www.slashfilm.com/a-most-want...n/#more-227081

Never heard of this one before. Looks like it could be pretty great!

[BillyG]

Wow, that looks great.

[Master Shake]

THE RAID MOTHERFUCKING 2

So goddamn great

[BillyG]

THE RAID MOTHERFUCKING 2

So goddamn great

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BOY

Saw it in a double feature with Raid 1. Totally remembered why serious film geeks are the fucking worst subset of goddamn geeks. ugh.

[Captain Russ]

Yeah Ben.

[B_Metal]

Ben's preparing his *87 reasons why the raid is not good cinema* blog right now.

[gravedigger]

Totally remembered why serious film geeks are the fucking worst subset of goddamn geeks. ugh.

I have a positive outlook on society today so please elaborate.

[Captain Russ]

I assume they're Devinesque mutants.

The dig at Ben was a joke, as I'm pretty sure he enjoyed the first Raid. The irony here being I thought it was overrated but had some brilliantly choreographed scenes.

[BillyG]

I have a positive outlook on society today so please elaborate.

The ultimate one-uppers and know it all's. Literal neck beards, ladies included. No clue as to how the social contract works. Even at the Alamo, where film geeks rule, these goddamn mutants can't shut the fuck up with their unfunny ("my body is ready" was said at least 7 times) and unwarranted...well not jokes, but commentary. Jokes require humor and a sense of comic timing. They also couldn't resist pulling out their goddamn phones, or screaming stupid shit at the hosts of the evening...one of which was Nordling/Cerny from AICN and jesus christ he is lumped right there with them. "He made The Raid for the catering budget of Transformers and ommmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggggggg it makes me nut" and then apologizing because "I just want to say fuck over and over" and boy if you make money as a writer, but you can only say fuck a million times over in trying to describe Raid 2...maybe you're not that talented.

And it stunk in there. Speed Stick, yes yes yall.

[Captain Russ]

Odorous gunts are the target market for the drivel found upon sites such as AICN.

[Ben Thomas]

The Raid is the only film I've seen twice in the cinema in a 24 hour period.

[Captain Russ]

On its opening day, I saw Freddy vs Jason twice in a six hour period.

[Ben Thomas]

Why? It's shit.

[Captain Russ]

1) I was younger and didn't know any better.

Two) The crowds were fun.

D) I had nothing but time, disposable income and a v-card to toss around on a Friday.

[Abraham Smashington]

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