New movies undeserving of their own thread 2: The Night It Came Home

[FilmNerdJamie]

Damn straight.

[B_Metal]

All I know is my kids freaked the fuck out when the Thor trailer ran today. Who's mega queer on that flick? You know, for posterity and what not.

[Captain Russ]

That should be Warren Oates in that blonde wig.

[Abraham Smashington]

[B_Metal]

Nice

[Timothy225]

Meh. I finally saw the trailer that everyone was getting all up in arms about. I can't believe it has generated this much discussion.

Cavill, Tatum, etc. Fuck 'em all.

They're no Warren Oates.

Fuckin' A right, Troy. Fuckin' A right.

[Captain Russ]

That should be Silver Oates.

(Really like the sumi ink posters)

[BillyG]

Theater was giving out Wolverine posters (small, like 11x17) yesterday for some kind of competitions they were doing. Wish I had stopped to try and win them, but the lines were nuts.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Abraham Smashington]

That's a movie I'd see.

[Captain Russ]

Within the bowels of the derelict pawn shop, Jayden Smith snaps his head up, alert and panicked.

Tied by heavy ropes to a chair, he tries to scream through the violet ball gag in his mouth. The Revels' "Comanche" blares from a boombox smudged with Concord Grape Juice from contrate-coated fingerprints. At first, he hears it: the sound of a boot stuck in grapes, only graper. Then, in the grape filtered light, he sees it:

Peter Green is graping Will Smith.

Green calls out to his grape-suited minion, a fat Dimetapp-swilling asshole eerily similar to internet critic Devin Feraci.

"BRING OUT THE SLOTH!"

[B_Metal]

YESSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss but no Bruce Willy or Liam Neesons to save the day.

[Captain Russ]

Contrate? I meant concentrate.

*keyandpeelefist* to B

[FilmNerdJamie]

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[Captain Russ]

I hate the future.