Oscar shit 2013

[Ben Thomas]

DON'T BESMIRCH TAYLOR SWIFT!! SHE'S A SWEET YOUNG GIRL WHO DATES ALL THE BOYS EVER AND WRITES SONGS ABOUT THEM, CATCHY SONGS THAT I JAM TO SO YOU SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE!!!!

I honestly wouldn't know who she was if was singing one of her songs whilst sitting on my face.

Though I would certainly ask.

[B_Metal]

I honestly wouldn't know who she was if was singing one of her songs whilst sitting on my face.

Though I would certainly ask.

It's cool, I was just having a laugh.

[Captain Russ]

I honestly wouldn't know who she was if was singing one of her songs whilst sitting on my face.

This sort of hyperbole is the worst.

[B_Metal]

It is kind of silly to think one wouldn't know her or the likes of. Like when Beyonce struts out at half time saying "who dis beesh?"

[Ben Thomas]

I really don't, sorry. I don't listen to the radio or watch MTV and I avoid gossip mags.

[B_Metal]

Cool, I've never heard of Tom Cruise either because I don't watch Entertainment Tonight or Oprah.

[Timothy225]

I really don't, sorry. I don't listen to the radio or watch MTV and I avoid gossip mags.

So, how does one subscribe to your newsletter? I'll cover whatever Royal Mail charges if you deliver to the States.

[Ben Thomas]

I don't know why this is such a hard thing to grasp. It is possible to simply ignore aspects of culture that don't interest you, you know? Maybe she's bigger in the States than she is here, but I'm saying I have successfully avoided her in the same way I avoid knowing who the X Factor churned out this year. Doesn't mean you can avoid hearing the names, but you can avoid the products.

Anyway. About the Oscars.

[Anderson]

I don't know why this is such a hard thing to grasp. It is possible to simply ignore aspects of culture that don't interest you, you know? Maybe she's bigger in the States than she is here, but I'm saying I have successfully avoided her in the same way I avoid knowing who the X Factor churned out this year. Doesn't mean you can avoid hearing the names, but you can avoid the products.

Anyway. About the Oscars.

I get what you're saying. I just found out who Cher Lloyd is and why Swagger Jagger is a My Darling Clementine knock-off.

[B_Metal]

I get what he's saying too, but at some point he's had to have heard of her. He IS on the internet. But whatev's I give up this particular witch hunt.

[Anderson]

I get what he's saying too, but at some point he's had to have heard of her. He IS on the internet. But whatev's I give up this particular witch hunt.

She banged John Mayer.

[B_Metal]

Among others I'm sure.

[B_Metal]

And to get back on topic, seriously, how did Argo not get Oscar noms but got them elsewhere?

[Captain Russ]

I really don't, sorry. I don't listen to the radio or watch MTV and I avoid gossip mags.

You really didn't get what I was trying to say. You would know her fucking name if she just went "HEY! FREE SNIZZ HERE! GETCHA FREE SNIZZ!"

All I know is she looks like a fucking high-as-fuck mogwai that got stretched on Dr. Christopher Lee's torture rack at the gene splice clinic.

But free snizz is free snizz.

[Captain Russ]

And to get back on topic, seriously, how did Argo not get Oscar noms but got them elsewhere?

Lack of free Affleck chinsnizz.