STAR WARS, INDY , HOWARD THE DUCK DEUCE; AND MORE

[Matt]

Don't know what you guys are talking about. All I see is Oola looking hot as phuk.

[Captain Russ]

All I see are a bunch of cosplayers and Frank Oz waiting in line at the Starbucks kiosk between gropes and hoverhands.

[gravedigger]

I thought the same thing as Russ. Great minds, etc...

[Timothy225]

Don't know what you guys are talking about. All I see is Oola looking hot as phuk.

How the heck can you NOT notice the flame haired hotness of Rystall Sant, Matt? Or do you have something against girls with giant toenails?

It's... it's like I don't even know you, maaaaaaannnnn.

[gravedigger]

Wow, I have NEVER noticed her feet.

[Timothy225]

That's why you have to check out and appreciate the total package, Grave! WOMENS IS MORE THAN BOOBS AND BUTTS AND HEAD TENTACLES AND BONY CRANIAL GROWTHS, SIR!

[Captain Russ]

Tim's a feet man.

[Timothy225]

Leg man, actually.

[Martin]

Red Five movie? 2020?

FUCK. I want it NOW.

[FilmNerdJamie]

On the one hand, Abrams sends out fake spoilers all the time. On the other hand, this sounds about like something he would do (and funny to see Devin suddenly kissing JJ's ass after the years worth of trolling against him and Star Wars in general).

http://badassdigest.com/2014/07/20/e...ails-revealed/

[Abraham Smashington]

if that beginning is real, then sweet. I actually kind of like this,

[BillyG]

Landing on a planet. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[Matt]

Agreed. I'm calling BULLSHIT on that entire thing until I hear a decent, logical, non-groan inducing explanation for how the hand went from falling in Cloud City into being launched into deep space by a t-shirt cannon.

[BillyG]

Never underestimates JJ's ability to completely discount logic.

[BillyG]