STAR WARS, INDY , HOWARD THE DUCK DEUCE; AND MORE

[FilmNerdJamie]

WHOA. WHOA. WHOOOOOOOOA.

You went to Arby's and didn't get us anything?

[Anderson]

WHOA. WHOA. WHOOOOOOOOA.

You went to Arby's and didn't get us anything?

I lack your artistic sensitivity.

[Abraham Smashington]

What the fuck happened when I was at Arby's?

The rest of us laughed at your food choice.

[Abraham Smashington]

unless you have a metric fuckton of curly fries.

[Anderson]

unless you have a metric fuckton of curly fries.

I did and they were good. I don't need you people to qualify my food choices.

[BMichaelKrol]

So was there any news out of D23? What did I miss?

[B_Metal]

You missed Jamies artsy nutsack.

[Timothy225]

Jeez, these last few pages - haven't laughed so hard in awhile.

As for the D23/Star Wars debacle, meh. I'm kind of glad, in a way, that nothing was revealed because, for once, I want to be surprised when this puppy premiers. Don't want to know who'll be in it, who's playing who, who's the big bad, what the spaceships look like, etc.

I hope Disney locks all the info down and goes into stealth mode until a) principal photography wraps, b) special effects wrap, and c) the first trailer hits. Fuck a teaser trailer at some convention, I want anticipation to build to fever levels on this thing, for a change. Then, after opening night, begin the nerdrage (if any) will.

[Timothy225]

Also, Rerb, I'm all over The Star Wars when it comes out - looks to be a spiffy read.

[BillyG]

Good to see I leave for the evening and the apes are still hammering away at typewriters.

<3

[Abraham Smashington]

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I hope Disney locks all the info down and goes into stealth mode until a) principal photography wraps, b) special effects wrap, and c) the first trailer hits. Fuck a teaser trailer at some convention, I want anticipation to build to fever levels on this thing, for a change. Then, after opening night, begin the nerdrage (if any) will.

That would be amazing, but we all know that won't happen.

That being said, even if the movie sucks, I want a trailer like this:

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[Timothy225]

That would be amazing, but we all know that won't happen.

That being said, even if the movie sucks, I want a trailer like this:

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Yeah, I know we'll get all the poop long before the film hits, but I'm gonna try and pass on any spoilers anyway. Kind of like back when the trailer for Episode 1 just appeared and my buddies and I shit ourselves with excitement ("Who's that demon dude with a DOUBLE-BLADED LIGHTSABER? FUCK!!!! BAD. ASS!!!!!") without even knowing what the hell we were watching.

Then we got JarJar. Then we got Puppet Yoda. Then we got Anakin blowing up the pseudo Death Star. And begun Ari's obsession with the Portman did.



Get some, Ari!

[BillyG]

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Dat pod race. Dat Jar Jar.

[BMichaelKrol]

Some details were released at D23 though.

[BMichaelKrol]

The next movie is going to be George Lucas and Jar Jar swimming in piles of money and laughing at the screen while they destroy vintage Boba Fett action figures. The kind with the working missile launcher.