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I bet he plays Han and Leia's effeminate son.
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Originally posted by Ari -
Oh, that would be fantastic. The whole next trilogy will be about Han Solo comin to grips with his gay son that doesn't want to be devil may care swashbuckler, but instead wants to study fashion design on Couruscant.Comment
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I don't like that guy's face. I want to punch it."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Right on.I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.Comment
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Only family member he can be himself around is his hippie uncle Luke.Originally posted by BMichaelKrol View PostOriginally posted by AriComment
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"Son, take my advice. When a woman tells you she loves you, say, 'I know.' Even if you don't."
He winks.
"Works every time."
"Dad, take off your vest. Please."Comment
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Chewie gets fixed.Originally posted by AriComment
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Leia walks around in sweat pants all the time.Originally posted by AriComment
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The petition starts here, punks. Kathleen Kennedy's got our back, rite?I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.Comment
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"Son, when I was your age, I made the Kessel run in 9 parsecs!"
"Dad, parsecs is a measure of distance, not time."
"Come here you little shit! I'm gonna bullseye your ass like a wamp rat! LEIA! WHERE'S MY BEER!"Comment
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Neighborhood was nice until all those Nerf-Hurders started taking over.Originally posted by Timothy225 View PostOriginally posted by AriComment
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Krol, I don't have the rep, son...I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.Comment
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Picturing a disgruntled, drunken Han at the latest family get together:
"I'd *burp* wanna raise a toast here... to my... *BUURRRP!* goo buddy, Luke an' his... his... sister, my... my wife, L-Lee... Leia. *BUURRPP!* Y'know, kid, wasn't... wasn't for you, an' that crazy ol' wizard, Obi... Obi..."
"Obi Wan..."
" I KNOW, FARM BOY!!! What? You... you a Jedi Master now, you think you KNOW everythin', huh? Lemme... lemme tell ya somethin'! Hokey religions and ancient weapons are NO match for a good blaster at your side, kid! An' you can take THAT to th' BANK, fella!"
"Han, honey, don't you think you've had enough 'Photon Torpedoes?' You're kind of shit-faced."
"I'll tell YOU when I'm good and shit-faced, YOUR HIGHNESS! Hey, Luke! Speakin' of 'photon torpedoes', 'member when you *BBBUUURRRP!* when you blew up the fuckin' Death Star with those torpedoes? Ya hit that target area that was only two meters wide? Guess what else is two meters wide? Huh, LEIA?"
"HAN!!!"
"Bullseyed THAT womp rat, lemme tell ya, kid!"
(Leia leaves, slamming the door)
"Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her!"Comment
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