Tweet
CASE CLOSED. EVERYONE GO HOME!
-
"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson -
Teaser trailer in 10 days.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
-
yessssss. Assuming at Celebration?"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
-
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/adzYW5DZoWs" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
-
THE FUCKING EMPEROR"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
-
Dude, Ian McDiarmid came out on stage after they showed the trailer. I can't even handle this right now. I need more Emperor in my life.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
-
hype hype hype
So random shitty theories: Palpy is back as clone, Palpy created Rey somehow, Snoke was a clone, FORCE LUKE vs. FORCE PALPY ON DESTROYED DEATH STAR ON ENDOR WITH EWOKS WATCHING...etc.. hahah
Oh man. hype hype hype"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
-
Dont fuck this up JJ.
Sent from my SM-G950U using TapatalkTouch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
-
So afraid JJ is going to retcon all the interesting stuff from Last Jedi. Truly, who gives a dick who Rey's parents are?Comment
-
Haha, autocorrect changed "fuck" to "dick" this time. I'm leaving it.Comment
-
Rise of Skywalker? Huhh? Is that some kind of Rey parent confirmationXBL/PSN/Steam Gamertag - CalgaryRoninComment
-
My guess is Kylo Ren gets a Sith Holocron or some such artifact, then communes with the Force ghost of Palpatine, who promises Ren UNLIMITED POWAH if he merges with him or something. He and Rey fight one final epic battle, with Force Ghost Luke with real Force Ghost Action™ taking on the Emperor in a battle in the netherworld of the Force. Rey and Luke win, Luke rises to a higher plane of existence.
Film flashes forward many years later, with an older, wiser, Rey celebrating a new Jedi order as hundreds of Jedi raise their lightsabers in the air, with force ghosts of Luke, Leia, Yoda, Anakin, Obi-Wan, Han and Lando (just to fuck with the fans) looking on happily.
Mid-credits scene, a dark gloomy cave, a being in black watches a second black garbed being construct a red lightsaber, indicating a new Sith order to come, or maybe the last of the Knights of Ren, or something.
Safe prediction - Ari buys lots of action figures based on this flick.Comment
-
Assuming she just takes the name to keep the dream alive or some shit.Originally posted by Trejo View Post
If J.J. is gonna try to retcon the line that her parents were just junkers, one would assume he'd try to say she's the kid of Han/Q'iera or some nonsense. Thus making her and Kylo siblings."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
-
That's my take too.Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
And that Luke returns in human form, full-on Jesus Jedi.
No Rey heritage retcon. As much as they might be internally distancing themselves from The Last Jedi, they won't openly spit in Johnson's face. Even though his trilogy still won't happen.Originally posted by AriComment
-
After talking with some buddies, it could also be the full on death of "Jedi" and now they're known as "Skywalkers" which honestly, could be awesome and allow some new shit to be brought in to the fold going forwards while not completely retconning TLJ which I hope J.J. doesn't do."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
Comment