Cabin In the Woods - Spoilers

[teledork]

See this fuckin movie.

Watch it. Damn you, watch it again! I NEEEEEED someone here to watch this sucker so I can go all hyperbolic over it.

I love this movie like Cherry Cheesecake. Like Chicken and Biscuits.

I love this movie like puppies and kittens.

[PHEDG]

Are there boobs with this cheesecake?

[Anderson]

It's such a simple story idea that I'm shocked no one's done it before.

[Ben Thomas]

Its fucking great as well. So refreshing to see a film that not only has a killer idea, but pulls off the execution at every step and sticks the landing. Genuinely, the most fun I've had with a film like this since I don't know when.

[teledork]

Are there boobs with this cheesecake?

There are boobs. And you get called on your need for boobs in the movie.

Vicariously, but still....

[Abraham Smashington]

Seriously, this movie. I must have that coffee mug.

[Abraham Smashington]

  Spoiler: spoilers 

I demand to see the SEXY WITCHES

[Ben Thomas]

If nothing else, this film wins Best Bong of the Year.

[Ben Thomas]

  Spoiler: spoilers 

I demand to see the SEXY WITCHES

Ok, serious question. One of the Empire crew posited a prequel series where the films play out as alternate, previous incarnations of the setup with some of the options presented on the board.

With the foreknowledge that all previous participants must 'lose' for Cabin to work, would you watch said prequel(s)?

[Abraham Smashington]

For fucking sure if they had the right cast.

[Abraham Smashington]

MERMAN!

[Anderson]

Ok, serious question. One of the Empire crew posited a prequel series where the films play out as alternate, previous incarnations of the setup with some of the options presented on the board.

With the foreknowledge that all previous participants must 'lose' for Cabin to work, would you watch said prequel(s)?

No. Leave it at a one and done.

[teledork]

Same.

Gimme a web comic or sumpn with the sexay witches.

[Ben Thomas]

I agree, just curious.

I think for sure, there's at least gonna be fanfic of the options on that board though.

[teledork]

The Night of the Kevin.

With boobs