EXPENDABLES 2: EXPENDABLE HARDER WITH A VENGEANCE BOOGALOO

[Abraham Smashington]

YES.

But fuck Chuck Norris.

[Shit Dickface]

he looks like somebody's redneck dad at a baseball game

[Abraham Smashington]

HAHAHAHA. OMG. He totally does. He's just glaring at the ump.

[B_Metal]

Fuck Chuck indeed. JCVD is in this bitch. YESSSSSSSSsssssssssssss

[Matt]

there is entirely too much aging awesomeness in that poster.

[Ben Thomas]

Since when was Jet Li a chick?

[gravedigger]

There's no way that's Li. There must be an Asian chick who plays another merc in the movie.

[Trejo]

I'm hard.

That cast surname at the top reads like the bible of awesome.

[B_Metal]

Guys that's not Jet Li, it's Lisa Ling and they just ran out of room with all the real stars names. Lulz

[Ben Thomas]

I know, but poor guy. He's a legitimate action legend who works harder than most of the cast on most of the films he's on, and he's upstaged by a nobody.

[Ben Thomas]

Unless this a subtle way of clueing us into his story in this film which is that he needs more money for a sex change and, while initially they all mock him for it, once post-op they all accept him and he becomes a transexual killing machine for the finale.

[B_Metal]

That poster is doing Li no favors but I'm sure he don't give a shit so long as he's paid and the works worth it to him.

[Timothy225]

Unless this a subtle way of clueing us into his story in this film which is that he needs more money for a sex change and, while initially they all mock him for it, once post-op they all accept him and he becomes a transexual killing machine for the finale.

Why the hell aren't you writing this flick, Ben? Genius!

[Abraham Smashington]

Teaser Trailer.

[Martin]

Will watch at home, like the 1st. No way I'll put cash on that since hte 1st one blew.

But, this one is worth it if only for the cast.