BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[B_Metal]

Hey guys it's a TEASER not a fucking TRAILER. Big difference. Also I dig it and I don't give a fuck if you don't. Just putting that out there. I personally want to enjoy all my robot punching money shots IN the theater.

[Abraham Smashington]

an incredibly boring teaser.

[Nathan]

I liked it. I'm sure i'll wait for the disc or netflix/ hbo.

[B_Metal]

an incredibly boring teaser.

It's cool. You didn't dig it but you're also not expecting a full trailer like some folks on FB seem to have been.

I liked it. I'm sure i'll wait for the disc or netflix/ hbo.

Yeah, sucks having young kids and no steady sitter. I haven't seen a good flick at the movies in years it seems.

[Timothy225]

This teaser worked like gangbusters, and it wasn't a trailer. Just sayin'.

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No way in hell is this a shot at you, Josh, or anyone who liked the Man of Steel trailer. You guys like it, awesome! It's just when I'm told we're getting a new Superman teaser, I wanna see Superman doing SOMETHING super.

Y'know what was a damn good teaser, and I can't find it online anywhere? Teaser for Burton's Batman film from '89. The whole thing was close ups of the Batmobile, though you didn't realize what you were looking at, until they hit the hubcaps and you saw the Bat symbol. Camera pulled back as the music swelled, revealing Keaton as Batman standing next to the Batmobile, then the camera pulled back at lightning speed to black, and you had the release date appear. Ran a chill up and down my spine, it did!

[B_Metal]

Here's the thing, you already know everything Superman can do, why do you need to see it in the TEASER? Seems silly to me to have to see a money shot in a teaser. That's what the trailer's for imho. And that Spiderman teaser is turrible just saying.

[Matt]

sorry but I dug it. Nice tone. I also agree that Russell did the better VO.

[Matt]

I just realized...the final shot of him flying is almost a direct ripoff of the final.shot in the IRON MAN trailer, except it's now vertical.

[B_Metal]

Crazy thought here. Maybe it's just a coincidence?

[Captain Russ]

Certainly not.

Even his cape is red. Just like Iron Man's chesticles!

[Abraham Smashington]

FUCK SNYDER THAT UNORIGINAL HACK

[B_Metal]

Hahahahaha YOU GUYS!!!

[PHEDG]

wouldn't an ( inaccurately barely) flapping cape such as that be torn to shreds at supersonic speeds? Or is it woven from his hair or something?

[B_Metal]

Are we really gonna have the "his suit would tear up" argument? FFS Jeff.

[PHEDG]

My only qualm is the flapping cape.