BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[FilmNerdJamie]

Regarding my initial reaction to the news they were rerebooting Superman, I was honestly on board from the word 'go'

When Latino Review broke the news of David Goyer (Oh boy...) writing, they said it wasn't going to be the origin story with all the characters established, more based on John Byrne's late-80s run and Brainiac as the main baddie.

Now we're looking at, in fact, another full-tilt origin with Zod that's basically Birthright with shades of Donner.

I wonder what happened.

[V]

I wonder what happened.

The producers lost their balls in a high stakes game of 'Candyland'?

[Captain Russ]

Well, at least we might get another drinking game out of the dialogue.

The mind wonders as to what he'll replace "Fear" with.

[V]

I'm still waiting for a live action Harvey Birdman film...

[Captain Russ]

You hope for BIIIIIIIIIIIIRDMAN, and you get Hong Kong Fooey.

Stay strong, brother.

[V]

God keep me so...

[Ed Hocken]

I'm still waiting for a live action Harvey Birdman film...

Aren't we all?

And they better get Stephen Colbert as Snebben. Otherwise, there will be hell.

[V]

He wants too much money... he would not even reprise his role as Richard Impossible on Venture Bros...

greedy cunt.

[Captain Russ]

The Super Pac ain't gonna suck itself, ya know.

And I have no idea what X-Pac is gonna do.

[Ed Hocken]

Too much money? But the money from Williams Street productions go straight to weed and Stroh's.

[V]

Too much money? But the money from Williams Street productions go straight to weed and Stroh's.

Atlanta's a Natty Light town, son... get it right!

[Ed Hocken]

My apologies

But you can't tell me for one second that anything Tim & Eric related costs more than $1.98.

[V]

My apologies

But you can't tell me for one second that anything Tim & Eric related costs more than $1.98.

Which make for a huge profit margin!

[Abraham Smashington]

My apologies

But you can't tell me for one second that anything Tim & Eric related costs more than $1.98.

Anything Tim & Eric related > you.

[V]

Dayum!