BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[Captain Russ]

HE DID STOP THAT BULLET WITH HIS EYE!

That was Resident Evil levels of dumb.

[Abraham Smashington]

I think the last one? the one that is longer than Superman Returns is

[Captain Russ]

Three fucking hours? Good god y'all.

[Abraham Smashington]

THAT.

I mean I know Ceej and I have had long ass podcasts occasionally ( 2+ hours), but 3 hours was fucking ridiculous. I say this as someone who could definitely have edited down at least 80% of our past 150+ shows. It is impressive that someone can talk about Superman for 3 hours though.

[Captain Russ]

Feed me alcohol and I can do a fucking Superman talk that'll put those old dance marathons to shame.

I don't even need anyone to bounce off of. It'll be just like hearing the vagrants in the park!

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd listen to that. Surly Russ? SOLD.

[FilmNerdJamie]

FILMTROLLJAMIE DOESN'T DISAPPOINT.

You missed the part where I said I liked Man of Steel. Dipshit.

[Abraham Smashington]

Did you call moi a dipshit?

And you're right, I didn't see that. Probably because you posted that after I said "hahaha". The part that stuck out to me was the "deep thoughtful" part. I didn't even see you say you liked it when I grabbed that so my point still stands. So settle down Francis.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Did you call moi a dipshit?

And you're right, I didn't see that. Probably because you posted that after I said "hahaha". The part that stuck out to me was the "deep thoughtful" part. I didn't even see you say you liked it when I grabbed that so my point still stands. So settle down Francis.

Since you're the one who brought me up for trolling, clearly you're more bothered. And by your own admission, you were too busy fanboying to notice I said I quite liked the movie. Obviously you need the Chill Pill.

[Martin]

Aeiing this tonight!

Also, Superman Return, like the previous 4 movies, sucks and is boring. In fact, it 's so boring I like the Nuclear Man one better.

[Abraham Smashington]

It's more entertaining, that's for sure.

Spacey was awesome though.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Man of Steel is more... pleasing to the senses.

"Superman letting people die" is the new "Superman is a deadbeat dad/stalker." Funny commentary but pretty horseshit when you actually watch the movie. Didn't bother me one bit that he snapped Zod's neck. He kinda had to.

[Matt]

Man of Steel is more... pleasing to the senses.

"Superman letting people die" is the new "Superman is a deadbeat dad/stalker." Funny commentary but pretty horseshit when you actually watch the movie. Didn't bother me one bit that he snapped Zod's neck. He kinda had to.

Agreed. I'm not sure why people are getting into a twist over it. Zod pretty much made him do it (indeed, it felt like an assisted suicide). The death is set up to have ramifications to his character down the line, so I felt like it worked just fine.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Not sure why he cried though. He made the choice to sever ties from Krypton.

[Matt]

Not sure why he cried though. He made the choice to sever ties from Krypton.

By all accounts, your first time killing someone is a very traumatic experience (look at law enforcement statistics and military statistics). Superman just killed his last connection with his homeworld, so I'd think it would be doubly traumatic.