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  • Anyone else go slightly deaf when the lightbulbs started popping during Zod's reintroduction to the world (which was undoubtedly creepy and awesome)?

    Because I suffered permanent hearing loss.
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    • I loved it. Sure, some issues here and there BUT...

      • No reverse time planet spin
      • No stupid Luther real estate schemes
      • No totally stupid superpowers that Superman never had
      • No memory erase kiss
      • No Richard Pryer
      • No Jon Cryer
      • AND NO SUPERBABY
      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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      • Oddly, many seem to let those things slide when raking this incarnation over the coals.
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        • Technically there was a real estate scheme. IT was just done with a giant robot spider thingy instead of kryptonite and whatnot.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • Biggest plus for me? Lois not being completely fucking useless. I mean, she wasn't in it all that much but was better written than Margot's character.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
              fuck yeah he did. Like you said, his stuff with Faora was pretty great.
              I loved when he defiantly pulled the knife on her. It reminded me of AKIRA when the Colonel pulled the handgun on Tetsuo-in-full-TrapperKeeper-mode and growled 'C'mon!'. He ain't going out like no biatch, yo.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • Faora was the GOAT.
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                • What was up with the giant Kryptonian that was with her during that fight? Was that in regards to how they bred new people via The Matrix?
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • Eugenics is bad. Nam-Ek is bad. They should feel bad.

                    In a word, yes. That would certainly explain why the two of them were like murderous peas and carrots.
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                    • it was just weird because all of the rest looked normal and then BAM GIANT DUDE. I wish they dove more in to that aspect, as that was awesome.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • Nah, not really that weird. Just felt like a reappropriation of the trio from Superman 2.

                        I hope Snyder does a director's cut for this.
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                        • Yeah, I took him as the reboot's incarnation of Non, sans the goofy stupidity.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • I'm not a Superman fan, so I just realized that those three were the same three from part 2. I mean I knew Zod, but I never knew the other two's names. I am a bad nerd.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                              I'm not a Superman fan, so I just realized that those three were the same three from part 2. I mean I knew Zod, but I never knew the other two's names. I am a bad nerd.
                              Well they are named differently between MoS & Superman 2, but they're essentially the same characters, minus any slapsticky nonsense.
                              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                              • Ah, ok I feel a bit better.
                                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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