BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[Captain Russ]

RE: Textured Kryptodouche Suit Of Awesomeness

It's his alien union suit, I'll allow it.

[Randall]

Maybe the modern age Luthor makes more sense, but you've gotta admit it's kind of a huge downgrade in supervillain badassery:



Also, the new movie suit looks all right. It doesn't appear to be armored like the new DC version, just textured. Apparently they're using the old Earth 2 golden age logo on him as well. Does WB have something against the trademaked version?

[Matt]

If you completely divorce yourself from the entire Christopher Reeve look, it's fine. It's not awesome but it's fine. It's a 'safe' first look.

[Captain Russ]

"CHECK OUT THIS GIANT FUCKING 'S'.

STANDS FOR SERVICE. AS IN 'BOTTLE SERVICE'.

WE GONNA GET HEP C TONIGHT, BROS!"

[FilmNerdJamie]

Looks good.

[Captain Russ]

I don't care if this is going ostracize me from the group of fanwankers, but I actively root for speed-ramping in this movie.

If any character could utilize the technique, it's the Bobby Bottleservice Superman.

[Matt]

Speed ramping should work just fine here.

Here's honestly hoping that Snyder knocks it out of the park.

[Captain Russ]

Bigger S.

[BillyG]

He has scales.

[FilmNerdJamie]

That is basically the McG Flyby design. Ironic since...well McG also cast Cavill.

[Captain Russ]

The cape attachment is badfuckingass.

[Timothy225]

I'm guessing he doesn't rock red underpants in this, going by that pic. Wish it wasn't so desaturated looking, though. Superman's outfit is supposed to be richer in color.

[Matt]

the cape is too frickin' big, in my opinion. It's unwieldy.

NO CAPES!

[Captain Russ]

All I know is that on a very different board, someone is melting down over this single image.

And I can't help but laugh heartily at their plight.

[BillyG]

My twitter feed is melting down. I am about to begin trolling it as well.