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  • Originally posted by B_Metal View Post
    Nice. A simple or will do to be honest.
    The answer is somewhere between.
    My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand


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    • So more like or ?
      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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      • Anderson you fuckin tease. Just PM us.
        BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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        • His milkshake brings all the fanboys to the yard*



          *basement kill room
          Me quick one want slow

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          • Reviews are starting to pop up. The ones I've read are all positive, and the only complaint that I've seen is that it's too long and has a few too many fight scenes in the final act. I can think of two reviews that specifically stated that the film could have lost 10 minutes pretty easily. Still, they liked it and all seem to agree that Cavill brings the goods.
            Originally posted by Martin
            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
            Originally posted by gravedigger
            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
            Originally posted by Martin
            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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            • too many fight scenes as a problem?

              I'm gonna be happy.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                too many fight scenes as a problem?

                I'm gonna be happy.
                does supes punch shit y/n

                y

                me so horny

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                • Agreed. One thing cool? Apparently there's a long, continuous take fight between Superman and Zod at the end that plays like gangbusters.

                  Note: most of the reviews that I read have been taken down (one is still out there). I guess the embargo doesn't officially end until tonight.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                  Originally posted by gravedigger
                  Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                  Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                  • Have yet to hear from anyone who didn't dig it.

                    If that helps any...
                    Originally posted by Ari
                    The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                    • People complaining about TOO MANY fight scenes? Lol wut. It's a summer tentpole COMIC BOOK movie, not a Merchant Ivory film.

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                      • TOO MANY FIGHTS Y'ALL!!! - nerds nerding

                        FUCKTOTHEYEAAAH!!! - me and Rerb and Billiam and Grave etc
                        "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                        • Originally posted by Matt View Post
                          Agreed. One thing cool? Apparently there's a long, continuous take fight between Superman and Zod at the end that plays like gangbusters.

                          Note: most of the reviews that I read have been taken down (one is still out there). I guess the embargo doesn't officially end until tonight.

                          It was supposed to end today at noon. Now, I'm hearing tomorrow night. By then, I'll have seen it again.
                          My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand


                          Click here to visit AndersonVision!

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                          • Soundtrack is up on Spotify already.

                            Also, fuck you Andy
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • he has to live in Kentucky. It's a trade off.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • Salient point.

                                My balls have been drained by the soundtrack. It will be playing on a fucking loop until I leave to see the movie on Thursday night at our brand spanking new IMAX.


                                IN.
                                Three.
                                Fucking.
                                Dee.

                                Me quick one want slow

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