BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[B_Metal]

Directed by Uwe Boll, Starring Nic Cage.....in all of the roles

[Captain Russ]

I'm on dialysis now having read those two names too close together.

Rookie mistake.

[B_Metal]

Yeah, I fumbled at the one while doing my endzone dance prematurely. Sorry Coach.

[Captain Russ]

Cage deserves much of the shit he gets for picking projects out of a hat to keep the IRS from repoing his wig collection, but then I think he'd be a great Question if they ever got a filmic DCU off the ground.

[B_Metal]

I'll take most of the bad Nic Cage to get the good.

[Captain Russ]

I'm the same way with Daniel Day Lewis.

[B_Metal]

I'm the same way with Daniel Day Lewis.

I'll co-sign that as well. But Ben Stiller can eat a dick. ALL OF THE DICKS. Preferably out of a bag.

[BillyG]

Honestly, I think Cage would be an amazing Riddler if they did a super campy 60s style Batman. Shit, do a cheap one off direct to video Batman 60 minute animated movie with Cage as Riddler.

[FilmNerdJamie]

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[Captain Russ]

Helen Slater was so fine.

[B_Metal]

Helen Slater was so fine.

This is the only correct.

[PHEDG]

[Timothy225]

[BillyG]

Finger lickin good indeed.

[B_Metal]

FAIR IS FAIR!! ERMAHGHERDHUGEBILLYJEANBONERSRIGHTNAO!!!!!