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  • #16
    Originally posted by Abe Smashington View Post
    I hate it when you're so fucking coy.

    Also, unless this movie has Supes actually doing something like fighting robots or something I'll pass.
    Here's what happens with WB/DC anymore. I hear something and I'm like fuck no
    ...that's pretty fucking retarded.


    Then, I see leaked images for it. I go...fuck, I should've ran it.

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    • #17
      I thought this film was going to loosely follow Superman: Earth 1. At least, I was hoping it would cause SUPERMAN DOES SOMETHING. Plus, it's a slightly more unique origin and we all new this film would deal with his origin in some capacity.

      Anyways, the pic above shows an actor walking. I remain cautiously optimistic until I see more.
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      • #18
        WALKING LIKE A FUCKING BOSS

        CLARK FOR MC AT THE PLAYERHATER'S BALL
        Me quick one want slow

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        • #19
          Superman is such a stupid character.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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          • #20
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Abe Smashington View Post
              Superman is such a stupid character.
              Without Superman, we would have not gotten Composite Superman, so your argument is turtle beans.
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              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Abe Smashington View Post
                Superman is such a stupid character.
                Shut the fuck up Donny, you are out of your element.
                Me quick one want slow

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Abe Smashington View Post
                  Superman is such a stupid character.
                  Truth.

                  Still, I'd like to see this one naked.
                  We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                  - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #24
                    TURTLE BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                    • #25
                      Listen I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt here. I dig me some Superman and Superman 2. I also will give a nod to creepy android chick and dickhead Supes from Part 3, but unless they have him actually doing something SUPER in this fucking movie (fighting aliens, robots, punching shit, being super like) then fucking pass. We were promised badass shit from Singer's Supes and I don't think I've been that bored in a theater in a really long time.

                      Not gonna lie, I would still like to see Kevin Smith's script filmed. At least he fights some fucking robots and aliens and shit.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #26
                        but a character who really has no weakness but a goddamn mineral? Come the fuck on... SHOW ME HIM FIGHTING SOMEONE BADASS AND DESTROYING SHIT DAMMIT. FUck it, get Doomsday up in this bitch with LOBO and Braniac.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Abe Smashington View Post
                          Superman is such a stupid character.
                          YOUR MOM'S A STUPID CHARACTER!
                          Originally posted by Ari
                          The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                          • #28
                            This isn't sucking the sagging-so-much-they're-tucked-in-its-socks balls of Donner's version anymore, so have hope fella.

                            Also: NO ASTHMATIC SUPER BABBY
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • #29
                              I've never had a thing for overly-super-powered characters. Their villains have to be similarly matched and rarely does that happen (on film). That being said, the character of Superman is just too white bread. No one loves a boy scout.
                              We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                              - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                              • #30
                                Jake will. For money.
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