BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[Captain Russ]

put on the glasses

[PHEDG]

Also it appears to be both serif and san serif.

[Captain Russ]

They're unleashing all the serifs.

[Timothy225]

Go reread the Abrams script. A LOT of that is at play here.

Gave the script a quick glance, read some more about it online, and... uh... wow.

Seriously, this is Superman we're talking about here. Bolting on a bunch of horseshit that looks pulled from The Phantom Menace, flipping between Krypton and Earth, Luthor as a Kryptonian... none of it is necessary. Fuck it, go pull John Byrne's Man of Steel run, make a flick out of that. Or, since we all know who Superman is, fuck the backstory - do it as a bunch of comic panels during the opening credits, with the film opening up with a fully established Superman stopping crimes in Metropolis. Brainiac invades Earth, Superman fights an increasing amount of robots, has a big showdown with Brainiac, saves the day, done. For the sequel, Luthor creates Bizzaro, and they both take on Superman.

This shit isn't rocket science, it's comic books.

[B_Metal]

Gave the script a quick glance, read some more about it online, and... uh... wow.

Seriously, this is Superman we're talking about here. Bolting on a bunch of horseshit that looks pulled from The Phantom Menace, flipping between Krypton and Earth, Luthor as a Kryptonian... none of it is necessary. Fuck it, go pull John Byrne's Man of Steel run, make a flick out of that. Or, since we all know who Superman is, fuck the backstory - do it as a bunch of comic panels during the opening credits, with the film opening up with a fully established Superman stopping crimes in Metropolis. Brainiac invades Earth, Superman fights an increasing amount of robots, has a big showdown with Brainiac, saves the day, done. For the sequel, Luthor creates Bizzaro, and they both take on Superman.

This shit isn't rocket science, it's comic books.

*facepalm*

[Abraham Smashington]

Kevin Smith's script > Abrams even with a jokey sidekick and giant spiders.

[Abraham Smashington]

Kevin Smith's script > Abrams even with a jokey sidekick and giant spiders.

[B_Metal]

Kevin Smith's script > Abrams even with a jokey sidekick and giant spiders.

[Anderson]

At the rate things are going.

Fuck DC.
Fuck WB.
Nolan's almost done.

Marvel and FOX are actually doing pretty good.
I wish they'd stop editing the Avengers and get that bitch ready to screen.

[Matt]

Speaking of Nolan...what are his plans after TDKR makes more money than God? What's on his docket?

[FilmNerdJamie]

For what its worth, all I keep hearing is how pleased they are with The Man of Steel. And no, all the insane "Krypton never exploded" and "Lex is a CIA agent/Kryptonian" is not what I'm referring to.

[Anderson]

For what its worth, all I keep hearing is how pleased they are with The Man of Steel. And no, all the insane "Krypton never exploded" and "Lex is a CIA agent/Kryptonian" is not what I'm referring to.

They were pleased with Superman Returns until a month before release.

[FilmNerdJamie]

They were pleased with Superman Returns until a month before release.

TRUTH!

And that release date still sucks.

[FilmNerdJamie]

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[FilmNerdJamie]

Gotta wonder if they might have to credit Abrams since they're relying heavily from Flyby.