BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[Abraham Smashington]

It makes no sense, but it fucking rules. Bring it on.

Yeah man. Hook that shit up. Constantine was fucking awesome.

[Timothy225]

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood...siah-delusions

Yeah... he's done after The Flash.

Not gonna lie, part of me wants The Flash to tank and tank hard. Mostly because of Miller. They need a wake-up call of that magnitude to have them reevaluate their life.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Back on the beat. God help us all.

We Need to Talk About Clark.

https://abovetheline.com/2022/10/04/...ct-next-movie/

[Abraham Smashington]

I have no idea who I want in the cape and behind the camera. I still would love to see one more Cavill Supes but I know we're never getting that. I'd also like to see more of Snyder's shit but I also know we're not getting that.

I agree with the stuff with making it its own thing, no origin, etc etc. I still want All-Star Superman to be adapted. But without throwing out the same names for actors/directors, it's tough to think would could make that work.

[BillyG]

Back on the beat. God help us all.

We Need to Talk About Clark.

https://abovetheline.com/2022/10/04/...ct-next-movie/

Tell them to fix your by-line. Lower case J!

Trachtenberg is awesome and has surpassed JJ in every way. But I don't want him trapped in Superman purgatory.

[Abraham Smashington]

Neil Blomkamp. GIVE THE A GUY A PROJECT AND LET HIM FINISH IT. Only stipulation, he can't use Die Antwoord and the budget needs to be small. Dude can do some shit when reigned in.

[BillyG]

Superman would be more interesting if he could ONLY use Die Antwoord.

[Abraham Smashington]

fine. Let Ninja play Jimmy Olsen ala VICE.

[Martin]

Aren’t they child molesters?

[Matt]

Back on the beat. God help us all.

We Need to Talk About Clark.

https://abovetheline.com/2022/10/04/...ct-next-movie/

Nice article, Jamie! Good job!

[FilmNerdJamie]

Thanks, guys.

Also did a sample piece about The Batman sequel. I come off as bitchier than usual. Shocker. I know.

https://abovetheline.com/2022/10/03/...reenlight-yet/

[Anderson]

Thanks, guys.

Also did a sample piece about The Batman sequel. I come off as bitchier than usual. Shocker. I know.

https://abovetheline.com/2022/10/03/...reenlight-yet/

I never clicked on the link yesterday. Good job.

I see a few names I recognize on there and the tech guys need to clean up the footer among other things.

[Anderson]

If Cavill is ever Superman again, I'll eat my own ass.

Honestly, don't be shocked if Cavill ends up over at Marvel.

  Spoiler: Spoilers 

Well, I'll eat a sliver of my own ass as I forgot about the shit that was already happening when I said this and not the future plans.

Also, really weird choice to still make a political charged adaptation of a JSA storyline from the height of the War on Terror into a The Rock movie.

[FilmNerdJamie]

*Shrugs*

My piece was merely suggestions. So Warner Bros. wants to keep losing money until they figure it out. That's on them (and Johnson who forced both parties to meet in the middle - because "the fans demanded it" - douchebag).

  Spoiler: WB is run by spineless idiots 

Cavill has been added to The Flash.

He's now in the new reality/timeline Barry wakes up to at the end alongside Supergirl, Wonder Woman and Aquaman with Keaton remaining the de facto Bats.

[Anderson]

*Shrugs*

My piece was merely suggestions. So Warner Bros. wants to keep losing money until they figure it out. That's on them (and Johnson who forced both parties to meet in the middle - because "the fans demanded it" - douchebag).

  Spoiler: WB is run by spineless idiots 

Cavill has been added to The Flash.

He's now in the new reality/timeline Barry wakes up to at the end alongside Supergirl, Wonder Woman and Aquaman with Keaton remaining the de facto Bats.

It's turning into Mad Libs keeping up with what they are doing over there. Especially when their only DC projects with money making legs has been Superpets.