BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[Abraham Smashington]

I hated all those dorks saying BUT BUT HE SKATEBOARDS AND THATS NOT PETER. Uh. So? Skateboarding doesn't make you cool. Dude was still a dork.

[Martin]

Maguire was the least Peter Parker.

And Garfield’s movies were the worst.

So, the current ones are the overall winners.

[Matt]

Garfield was a great Spider-man in terrible movies. Hard to judge him.

[Abraham Smashington]

Odds that WB decides to entirely scrap The Flash now after Ezra being arrested or whatever for the umpteenth time? Not like they can reshoot the fucker since he's playing multiple versions of himself or whatever. Or do they just force him not to do any marketing and just release it?

I JUST WANT MY FLASHPOINT MOVIE DAMMIT.

[Martin]

Garfield was a great Spider-man in terrible movies. Hard to judge him.

And yet we did. He was fantastic.

As for Flash, it’s so weird. Lets cancel the Batgirl for taxes reasons while we let Molestation Flash go.

[Abraham Smashington]

Well one has had like 300+ million spent on it before marketing and one was about half of that. It's shitty but I guess I get it? (I don't....they should just stop being bitches about theater nonsense)

Batgirl was weird anyway because it's like nothing can come out before The Flash yet shit is coming out before The Flash? I dunno man, it all seems super silly.

[Martin]

I love the Flash and think Batgirl sucks.

But come on. Since his antics started, did it stop WB?

So even so, releasing the movie will expose
this shit even more.

[Abraham Smashington]

I mean I don't disagree with the bullshit in regards to Ezra. They should have done something the first time he stepped out of line but I'm not a studio executive so what the fuck do I know? But I was actually really interested in Batgirl. More JK Simmons, Brendan Fraser as a badguy, Keaton, etc... That bullshit reason of "Not big enough for a theater, to small for streaming" just screams bs. Especially if what I read in regards to test scores being the exact same as Black Adam (mid 60s) but hey THE ROCK I guess? Even though I could personally not give a shit about him in that movie, I'm more pumped for Pierce Brosnan and the other characters. The Rock's Black Adam will just be The Rock like in every movie he's in.

[Abraham Smashington]

Dig the new trailer for Black Adam.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Looks like the biggest slice of Whatever.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm pumped for Brosnan.

[Captain Russ]

The AI has assimilated every Dwayne movie and this is the result

[FilmNerdJamie]

WBD moving forward with a Constantine sequel. Keanu, Lawrence, Goldman, they're all back. Something Mike De Luca pushed for.

It did decent business theatrically and according to a reliable pal murdered on home video. But if that's the case, this should have happened for 2008. Not 2024/2025!?!

You could make the argument this can work if everyone takes a pay cut and the budget is kept balls-tight. Because this has the makings to be another The Matrix Resurrections and blow up on their faces.

Keanu ain't the box-office everyone seems to think he is outside of John Wick. If you're excited about this, all power to ya. But this makes absolutely no sense.

[BillyG]

It makes no sense, but it fucking rules. Bring it on.

[FilmNerdJamie]

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood...siah-delusions

Yeah... he's done after The Flash.