BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[Captain Russ]

And get someone to narrate that isn't a lisping dipshit.

#HATEHATEHATE

[B_Metal]

*brofist*

[Anderson]

Also, get your fucking facts straight and don't coast on your dad. You stinkin' Hollywood dipshit.

[Abraham Smashington]

I liked Simon Pegg showing up.

[Anderson]

He did a little better with Knightfall, though.

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[B_Metal]

I've never seen that dude before these two videos and I want to murder his firstborn to make up for me being exposed to him.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Thank God, the MOS Facebook retards "confirmed" this was fake. As opposed to, you know, using your eyes to see it was fake...and common sense too...

[Abraham Smashington]

fuck that I want Superman doing nothing but punching helicopters and gunships for the entire movie.

[FilmNerdJamie]

According to that poster, Supes fights helicopters, the Hulk and evil face-shaped clouds.

[Abraham Smashington]

yes. Gonna be like Green Lantern.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Well, no cum-catching mustached villains.

[FilmNerdJamie]

To say it would be retarded to believe this would be demeaning to retards.

[Abraham Smashington]

Gonna laugh if that's the trailer.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Internet Huckster and part-time director McG claims Robert Downey Jr. was going to be Lex Luthor in Superman: Flyby.

[Captain Russ]