BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[Anderson]

FUCK

THAT

NOISE

That's where I am with it, but then I realize something.

Jack Kirby has been getting fucked over for 45 years. What's one more turd brick in the wall?

[Abraham Smashington]

this movie isn't happening guys. Let's hold the outrage until/if it actually starts shooting.

[Anderson]

this movie isn't happening guys. Let's hold the outrage until/if it actually starts shooting.

It's not outrage, it's disgust at having to deal with the mixed nuts defending every fart shat out of the divine DuVernay's anus.

[FilmNerdJamie]

You're both right in this case.

WB/DC can't get their shit in order. Nothing will ever become of New Gods.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Serious rumblings Reeves is legit about to walk off The Batman.

[Abraham Smashington]

Poor Batfleck.

[Abraham Smashington]

Well now it sounds like Batfleck walked?

[Anderson]

Something is up with a lot of studio's upcoming slates. Especially the ones trying to merge.

[Abraham Smashington]

first shot from WW2

[Abraham Smashington]

how is this a thing?

[Martin]

Heh. DC's gonna DC.

[Anderson]

A Greek witch did it.

[Abraham Smashington]

So Todd Phillips Joker flick with Joaquin is actually happening? And now there are going to be 2 different DC universes happening?

Ok. I say fuck it, have multiple Bats/Supes/Joker/etc.. movies all with different directors/styles/etc... and set up a Crisis on Infinite Earth flick in like 2022 where all of them make an appearance and they can just reboot it with the properties that resonated with people. Stop pulling a Marvel.

[Anderson]

It's almost like someone said this was happening months ago.


CAVEAT: They were trying to get Nolan to headline a lot of this, but dude was like NAH, I make real movies now.


The Phillips Joker thing has been in development for ages now, so it lensing in the Fall isn't shocking.

[Abraham Smashington]