BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[Abraham Smashington]

Black Manta is the big baddie for the Aquaman film. Woo.

[Timothy225]

Black Manta is the big baddie for the Aquaman film. Woo.

If his voice is electronically enhanced like Ted Cassidy's was in the Super Friends cartoons I watched as a kid, I'm down.

[Anderson]

So, from the other day.

  Spoiler: Possible JL Part 1 outline 

It's a few months after BVS and Suicide Squad. WW and Bats are using Wayne's money to investigate the rise of metahumans.

Bats finds Flash and Aquaman first, then WW finds Cyborg. Cyborg wants to join the team to find his father. Vic's father along with other prominent scientists and DC namedrops have been kidnapped by Parademons.

Aquaman is hesistant to help until his home is attacked by Apokolips' forces searching a grotto for a hidden Mother Box. His home is destroyed and he leaves Willem Dafoe to rebuild it.

Meanwhile, the JL figures out that whomever is doing all of this is after 3 Mother Boxes left on Earth. 1 to the Atlanteans (they captured), 1 to the Amazonians and the other 1 is powering Cyborg.

WW reveals that the Amazonians gave their Mother Box to a local nation to bury in a secret locale (scene from trailer). Scene reveals our big bad Steppenwolf and a few other New Gods. They've been sent from Apokolips to Earth to recover the Mother Boxes for their master.

Shit isn't going so well, so they're having the captured scientists building a means to track them, as well as a giant Boom Tube to open a direct path between Apokolips and Earth.

The team is assembled and trying to make the best of things, as they learn more about Cyborg's Mother Box. They use it to track down Vic's dad, as they realize the pinging in the Mother Box is its form of sentience. It can talk and it's talking to all tech in the universe.

Parademon fight ensues. Team loses Cyborg and retreats. Steppenwolf now has 2 boxes.

WW hunts down the Amazonians' long lost box and frees it. She communicates with it, as she has a plan.

Batman thinks she's nuts and works with the others to free the Scientists and Cyborg.

Batman, Flash and Aquaman free the Scientists, kill Parademons and rescues Cyborg. But, Cyborg's Mother Box has triggered the Boom Tube to open.

First comes Desaad, Himon and then Darkseid. Darkseid is on Earth.

Meanwhile, we find that WW is back in Smallville. Using the Mother Box, she unearths Clark Kent's grave. The Mother Box pings like crazy and Clark's eyes open. Supes is back.

End of Part 1 of this scriptment, early draft, whatever the cock it is. All I know is that I've had 2 weeks of this goon hollering and wavering that is the real deal. Other things about it have checked out, so I'm cautiously backing it for now.

[gravedigger]

GIVE ME MONEY WARNER BROTHERS

METROPOLIS MULTIVERSE

GOGGINS/FRANCO
AFFLECK/ELBA
IRONS/DENCH

Holy shit.

[gravedigger]

Is a Mother Box the DC equivalent of an Infinity Stone? In the comics, I mean.

[Anderson]

Is a Mother Box the DC equivalent of an Infinity Stone? In the comics, I mean.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Box

They're the ultimate computer.

[Abraham Smashington]

Troy writes about Suicide Squad

[Abraham Smashington]

dude that JL synopsis sounds dope.

[Matt]

Troy writes about Suicide Squad

Very nice!

[Anderson]

Very nice!

I try. It mainly came from people asking questions about the original comics. It's like half of those people are dead (PRE NEW 52/REBIRTH) for good reason.

Ostrander's book had a very high bodycount and heavy shit for being an in-DC Universe book.

[Abraham Smashington]

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[Abraham Smashington]

Doug Liman doing Justice League Dark.

[Abraham Smashington]

Deathstroke and Mr Freeze (haha) confirmed for something?

[Fil]

Umberto Gonzalez is saying Deathstroke is in the Batman solo film. I'm cool with this. Hoping we can get Nightwing in the movie too.

Guess he probably won't be back in Arrow though. He's still their best villain.

[Abraham Smashington]

I didn't think they were filming on that yet?