BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[Captain Russ]

Whoa.

What the fuck is that stuff?

Weird, but for some reason I like the odd tumorous shoulderpads.

The LESION OF DOOM has a leader.

[Timothy225]

He looks like he's gonna fight a dragon or shoot the shit with his Viking bros.

[Captain Russ]

Forgot I turned the brightness down whilst working last night.

So he's got some giant bullshit knight armor on? Sure, why not crib a bit from Thor's playbook.

GOOD LUCK READING RUNES, BIATCH!

[Abraham Smashington]

Man this movie is going to be so fucking terrible/good. I can't wait.

hahahaha

[Timothy225]

So let me get this straight... Iron Man rocked armor in his first movie, and The Dark Knight gets a much more armored upgrade for his flick. Thor was decked out in dome Neo-Viking gear, now we see Jor-El in a somewhat similar sartorial style for Man of Steel.

Oh, WB. Such pixies!

[Captain Russ]

AHA! YOU SEE!

He's a Spaceroman! Not a Spaceviking!

DIFFERENCES.

DIFFERENCES EVERYWHERE

[Timothy225]

Oh! Well, in that case...

[Howard]

Oh Yeah...That Looks Like Superman's Dad

Hello daddy.

[B_Metal]

Howard had to go and make me feel all filthy.

[gravedigger]

That costume is awesome. Although it makes me think they're going with Krypton as a warrior culture rather than the science-y way it's always been described. A consequence of the big lawsuit?

[FilmNerdJamie]

You can see that underneath that armor, Jor-El is essentially wearing the Superman suit - the blue suit and red boots. Nice touch.

[Timothy225]

That costume is awesome. Although it makes me think they're going with Krypton as a warrior culture rather than the science-y way it's always been described. A consequence of the big lawsuit?

You're probably right, but I hope you're wrong, as I'm not that interested in seeing SuperKlingon.

Damn lawsuit.

[Matt]

To me, it looks like Russell is starring in a Dragon Age Origins film...not a Superhero flick.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Oh. My. God.

[Matt]

Now he sings for Journey.