BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[Abraham Smashington]

I figured it was a SW crossover with these guys:

[Abraham Smashington]

I love this except for the shotgun in Bat's hands.

I kind of love it because of the shotgun. I mean, it's a normal dude flanked by an alien and a goddess. He needs SOMETHING to be badass.

[Fil]

I figured it was a SW crossover with these guys:

Heh, I suppose they could be, Troy did say it was some sort of dream sequence. They can't wait for the new Star Wars either.

[Abraham Smashington]

Cut to Bruce Wayne being upset because the Supes/Zod fight from the first one destroyed the theater he was going to go see the new SW at.

[Fil]

Cut to Bruce Wayne being upset because the Supes/Zod fight from the first one destroyed the theater he was going to go see the new SW at.

The true reason they go at each other.

[gravedigger]

I bet that shotgun is some kind of rad Waynetech thing. Either it shoots electric whatsits or fancy kryptonite buckshot. Ooh! Maybe it's a gun for taking out superman but he's using it instead to help stop Doomsday.

[Fil]

I bet that shotgun is some kind of rad Waynetech thing. Either it shoots electric whatsits or fancy kryptonite buckshot. Ooh! Maybe it's a gun for taking out superman but he's using it instead to help stop Doomsday.

Oh, no doubt. I'm just not a fan of how he looks in that shot with a shotgun. I assume this is Batman under extreme circumstances using some sort of anti-kryptonian gun and not a sign of a gun nut Batman.

[gravedigger]

It is kind of the equivalent of Black Widow doing a tactical reload while the camera swirls around the team.

[Anderson]

I love this except for the shotgun in Bat's hands.



Parademons?

  Spoiler: Not as long as the Kirby Estate is pissed. 

Going from memory, but this is a scene from Batman having the nightmare about a Superman controlled Earth. The winged soldiers are Lex science fodder.

This movie is an even mix of rich Uncle Moneybags Luthor and a Lex that gene splices and fucks around with science.

Doomsday is a botched attempt at reanimating Zod.

[Abraham Smashington]

Ooh! Maybe it's a gun for taking out superman but he's using it instead to help stop Doomsday.

JEEZE GRAVE SPOILERS OR SOMETHING

[B_Metal]

Trailer looks fucking amazing to me, LOVE Afflecks Bruce voice/Batman voice.

[B_Metal]

Also, acknowledging that the only reason Batman isn't dead is because Superman doesn't want him so goes a long way in my book. I don't give a fuck what the comics show, Supes could heat vision Bruce from the the heavens or a myriad of other ways to dispatch him ALL from a distance. IE away from kryptonite.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Agreed.

Not to be dweeby (too late) but Superman is an indestructible god, a mistake made by both Singer and Snyder (as much as I dug their films). There is just no drama in having any non demigod character face him off. They will fucking lose, every time.

[Timothy225]

Also, acknowledging that the only reason Batman isn't dead is because Superman doesn't want him so goes a long way in my book. I don't give a fuck what the comics show, Supes could heat vision Bruce from the the heavens or a myriad of other ways to dispatch him ALL from a distance. IE away from kryptonite.

Agreed.

Not to be dweeby (too late) but Superman is an indestructible god, a mistake made by both Singer and Snyder (as much as I dug their films). There is just no drama in having any non demigod character face him off. They will fucking lose, every time.

This. I know WAY too many folks, fans and otherwise, that are convinced Batman could mop up the floor with Superman, because Batman is a smarty-pants ninja action tough guy.

None of which means dick to a guy who could laser blast or freeze someone from a distance, or rip that someone's head off with lightning fast speed before he could open a lead-lined box on that someone's utility belt.

[B_Metal]

Or you know, OBLITERATE A WHOLE FUCKING CITY IN LESS THAN 12 MINUTES.