BLUE BALLS, BAT NIPS, and WONDER TITS -SPOILERS

[Howard]

Nice package. Looks like he tucks down.

[B_Metal]

Nice package. Looks like he tucks down.

If he "tucked" up would that be a deal breaker?

[Howard]

That's just weird. I had a boyfriend who did that. So not a deal breaker per se. Just a comment about the aesthetics.

[Ed Hocken]

I wonder if the post production guys will have to blur our his package the same way they did with Routh.

[B_Metal]

Got'cha. I just figured most dudes let gravity take it's course. Anyone that runs around with their junk pointing up is suspect in my view.

[Howard]

Apparently it's a thing. Kind of like the wiping your ass while sitting down or standing up kind of thing. Probably not noticed amongst the straight dudes (I mean what straight dude is going to stare at someone's package) but there are definitely guys who wear their dick up. *shivers* Not right.

[Ed Hocken]

Shit, I've never even heard of this.

[B_Metal]

Dick down sit wiper. Just putting that out there.

[Howard]

Shit, I've never even heard of this.

Bring it up the next time you're at the bar with some friends. You'll probably be surprised at the discussion. Note, this is for Ed to bring up. Not Josh. Probably not a topic for straight dudes to discuss with their friends at a bar.

[Ed Hocken]

Having it up like that seems uncomfortable.

[Howard]

I know, right?

[B_Metal]

Though not a typical straight dude convo anyone whose scared to talk about their dick dangle is probably to homophobe to be my buddy anyway.

[Captain Russ]

Tuck up?

That seems like a lot of work.

[Ed Hocken]

Not to mention the chaeffing

[Captain Russ]

I wonder what Zod is gonna look like in this incarnation.