Transformers 2: New info leaked

[Abraham Smashington]

Transformers 2 would be alot better with Ivan Ooze in it eh Nerdious?

[Ari]

I don't get it, every reason you give to pass makes me want to see it more:

-Decepticon Pretender as a stripper
-John Tuturro in a g-string
-Devastator balls

Seriously, I can't fucking wait.

[nerdious dorkus]

Transformers 2 would be alot better with Ivan Ooze in it eh Nerdious?

And maybe Tommy. He was my favorite. Hahahaha.

[Abraham Smashington]

That's cause he was a pimp.

[nerdious dorkus]

Honestly, I'm just not a fan of Michael Bay. After The Island, I've hated him more and more. He's a fucking hack.

[Abraham Smashington]

Bad Boys 2 wants to punch you in the face. HARD.

And the Island sucking had nothing to do with Bay, it was a piss poor script and horrible actors.

[nerdious dorkus]

Here, I'll lay out a typical script for Bay:

Character introduction
Product placement
Inane plot progression
Product placement
Explosion
Product placement
Explosion
Product placement
Product placement
Explosion
Fin

"Wait, what happened to the conclusion of the plot?"
"Oh, we tossed it out in place of the explosions."

[Abraham Smashington]

But since when does he write said scripts? He's a fucking action director, that's what he does.

[nerdious dorkus]

Yah, I get that. But because he's the director, he should know that there should be a coherent plot. Just not say action and let it be. He's the one imagining the film in whole.

[nerdious dorkus]

I'm not saying it won't be fun for people. I just don't think I'll enjoy it myself. That's it.

[Nathan]

But since when does he write said scripts? He's a fucking action director, that's what he does! It's *all* he does! You can't stop him! He'll wait for you! He'll reach down her throat and tear her fuckin' heart out!.

Fixed

[Ari]

Yah, I get that. But because he's the director, he should know that there should be a coherent plot. Just not say action and let it be. He's the one imagining the film in whole.

Seriously dude, how coherent was the plot to this:

[Abraham Smashington]

*golf clap*

Machine Girl fucking sucked.

[nerdious dorkus]

They're Japanese. I don't expect the most coherent shit from them. Hahaha.

[Ari]

You sir, are a loaf.