No Strings Attached

[gravedigger]

Ari's thoughts on this one?

I knew nothing about it until I saw a commercial tonight that ends with Portman yelling "Why can't we just have sex?!"

[Timothy225]

Saw the trailer for this - looks like a cute romcom. I'd lay even odds, though, Ari's sampled Portman yelling "Why can't we just have sex?!" on his MP3 player, and plays it over, and over, and over, and over...

[V]

And God knows what he's doing while he listens to it...

[I_Cassini]

I saw this trailer- I gave it a "not in the least interested" and I like romantic comedies.

[Ed Hocken]

And God knows what he's doing while he listens to it...

I bet he's pulling a Ted Levine right now.

Goodbye Horses, they're running after you, goodbye horses

[Timothy225]

I just wish there was some way we could get Ari and the Portman together IRL. A classic love story for the ages, yes sir. That or he'd faint dead away.

"Hi, I'm Natalie! Pleasure to meet you."
"Uh, um, uh , uh, mmm, I'm Ar- *THUD*"
"Oh dear. Hi! I'm Natalie!"
"Hi! I'm Jake!"
"I can see you're not wearing pants. That turns me on."
(And Ms. Portman moves onto the #7 spot on Jake's Scorecard, after Maria Bamford and St. Pauli Girl)

[Ari]

Ugh. I just watched the trailer. Sorry, but Kutcher ruins the whole mood for me. I keep thinking, "Why is THE PORTMAN hanging around with that dopey camera spokesman?"

[Ed Hocken]

Ari is just in the theater screaming at the screen.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHY ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH HIM?! OH GOD, DON'T MAKE OUT WITH HIM!"