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Upside down fleshlight pressed firmly into the right spot, amirite?
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"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Youamrite!Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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I'm surprised you don't have a real doll modeled after her already."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Wait, they can do that???Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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I'm sure for the right amount of money they can do just about anything except model her lady bits."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Give 'em time and a disgruntled ex-boyfriend, B. Those dudes can model anything, I bet.Comment
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Yeah, if it isn't genuine PORTMAN clit, then I ain't licking it.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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Jonnie Cochran approvesOriginally posted by Ari View Post"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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How sad would it be if upon the very day The Portmanclit™ is bestowed upon Ari, it's revealed that The Portmanclit™ was once a Nascar Wreck Simulator and it now resembles a bubble gum factory explosion?"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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What someone should do is make little gold statuettes out of this for Ari to award to those who please him.Originally posted by Ari View PostTHANK YOU JEEBUS!!!!
"And the winner of the PORTMAN for Best Picture goes to..."Comment
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Danny McBride & David Gordon Green Talk Monster Balls from Danny McBrideComment
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Having seen it already, I simply can't understand the people that are shitting on it.
It's Dragonslayer with tits.My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLDDDDDOriginally posted by Uncle Ruckus View PostBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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I wanted to this for my birthday. Good to hear it delivers on the goodness of those red-band trailers.Originally posted by AriComment
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Originally posted by Uncle Ruckus View Post
So it's boring as fuck but with tits?
I still want to see this flick bad, but Dragonslayer fucking sucked. Except for the goddamn dragon."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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