The Dark Knight Rises (SPOILERS!)

[Captain Russ]

"The Fire Rises" slogan just makes me think that Kane will show up out of nowhere and chokeslam Batman.

[Abraham Smashington]

YES.

[Ed Hocken]

Ugh. viral shit is getting stupid.

Bullshit on that, The Dark Knight viral campaign was fucking great.

Also, anyone else catch the URL that showed up in that video?

TO THE CRIME LAB!

[B_Metal]

Um... yes. Blame yourselves. Your insistence on instant gratification. Your 20 second attention spans. Your lack of patience.

*sigh*

And my lawn, GET OFF OF IT!!.

OK old man we get it. You're old and angry.

[Anderson]

Bullshit on that, The Dark Knight viral campaign was fucking great.

Also, anyone else catch the URL that showed up in that video?

TO THE CRIME LAB!

Don't praise TDK's viral campaign because you got duped into free labor.

By the way, I'm a pot and you're black kettle.

[Ed Hocken]

I realize I was shilling for a movie, but it's not like I had anything better to do on that Saturday morning.

[Abraham Smashington]

HAHAHA. Just give me a fucking trailer.

[Abraham Smashington]

Um... yes. Blame yourselves. Your insistence on instant gratification. Your 20 second attention spans. Your lack of patience.

*sigh*

The futures. I weeps for them.

lulz. Someone didn't take his metamucil today.

[B_Metal]

Vin's all "Back in mah day we didn't even get commercials, we just went to see moving pictures based on their names."

[Matt]

Bullshit or not?

I just wanted to single out some praise for this. 'Bullshit or Not' was one of the funnier segments in 'Amazon Women on the Moon', and my brother and I used to go BULLSHIT OR NOT at things all the time. Good memories. Good mammaries in the film, too.

[V]

OK old man we get it. You're old and angry.

Hardly! I have hot coffee, a mixed berry/cheese strudel, and last night I was tied up and ravaged until 3 am.

Angry? Not *THIS GUY*!

lulz. Someone didn't take his metamucil today.

Quit living in the past, maaaaan!

The oldsters today drink Ensure!

[FilmNerdJamie]

I just wanted to single out some praise for this. 'Bullshit or Not' was one of the funnier segments in 'Amazon Women on the Moon', and my brother and I used to go BULLSHIT OR NOT at things all the time. Good memories. Good mammaries in the film, too.

As we know from the wisdom of that wonderful film, mankind landed on the moon in the year of 1980.

[B_Metal]

Hardly! I have hot coffee, a mixed berry/cheese strudel, and last night I was tied up and ravaged until 3 am.

Ahhhh Lola let some of your armed forces brethren visit you I see.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I wouldn't doubt this plot item. But it comes from the bullshit spreading fucktards at Comic Book Movie so there's a 99.999999999% chance it's 100% Grade-A Internet Bullshit. Then again...a broken clock is right twice a day.

  Spoiler: Let it not be said I don't take into account the "Spoiler alert!" pussies 

Yep, Bane definitely breaks Batman's back during the course of The Dark Knight Rises. No word on if he gets raped though.

[Abraham Smashington]

Wait, Bats got

  Spoiler: spoilerzzzzz 

raped?

or is that just a joke and I'm stupid?