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  • Batman could totally pull a "I won't kill you...but I don't have to save you" with Fat Joker. Just keep feeding him food and let the obesity kill him instead.
    Originally posted by Ari
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    • Should we wager if the trailer gets leaked like the teaser did?
      Originally posted by Ari
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      • Do people still really think they're going to off Bats?!
        Originally posted by Ari
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        • If anyone could it it'd be Nolan I would think.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • WB would still have to sign off on it...
            Originally posted by Ari
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            • But it does beg the question why they'd have an 8 year break between TDK and the new one right? I assumed it was so they could still have movies set during that time in the future. If Bane doesn't fucking break his back, kill him or do something that takes him out of the game, then why have him in there at all?
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
                Do people still really think they're going to off Bats?!
                Oh, they need to stop sniffing glue! Really?
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                • Bane will just beat the fuck out of him and just as he delivers the backbreaker of all backbreakers CUT TO Bruce waking up as he's thrown off the truck near the Blue Flower Mountain.

                  INCEPTIONDICKS

                  INCEPTIONDICKS EVERYWHERE
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                  • SHUT YOUR GODDAMN FACE
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • Or he'll break his back or near death at least and then gets thrown into the Lazarus Pit.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • And at the bottom of the pit is the ball room at Chuck E. Cheese.

                        Bruce has reverted to his 8 year old creepy soulless ginger self.

                        It is his birthday.

                        INCEPTIONDICKS

                        INCEPTIONDICKS EVERYWHERE
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                        • Originally posted by Uncow Gus View Post
                          Bane will just beat the fuck out of him and just as he delivers the backbreaker of all backbreakers CUT TO Batman waking up in bed who gets up and sees Bane in the shower. "Good morning"

                          INCEPTIONDICKS

                          INCEPTIONDICKS EVERYWHERE

                          Corrected that for ya, good Sir.
                          Originally posted by Ari
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                          • Originally posted by Uncow Gus View Post
                            And at the bottom of the pit is the ball room at Chuck E. Cheese.

                            Bruce has reverted to his 8 year old creepy soulless ginger self.

                            It is his birthday.

                            INCEPTIONDICKS

                            INCEPTIONDICKS EVERYWHERE
                            Nah. He'll wake up and it will have all been this guy's dream:
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • Christian Bale is terrified. He is driving away.
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                              • Originally posted by Abe Smashington View Post
                                But it does beg the question why they'd have an 8 year break between TDK and the new one right? I assumed it was so they could still have movies set during that time in the future. If Bane doesn't fucking break his back, kill him or do something that takes him out of the game, then why have him in there at all?
                                In all syrianness, the eight year gap helps on a couple of fronts, as it hypothetically helps with

                                A) Putting some distance between Batmeng and the dead, Heath-shaped elephant in the room.

                                B) Also, it allows for Miranda Tate to realistically ingratiate herself within the Waynecorp inner circle. Can't do that shit with a six month break in the narrative.
                                Last edited by Captain Russ; 12-01-2011, 05:54 PM.
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