Skyline

[Matt]

it was the Rapture

This would be superior to how it actually ends. Seriously, it sounds tomato-throwingly bad.

[Ed Hocken]

I knew having Eric Balfour was a sign of it being trouble.

[Matt]

How it ends:

  Spoiler: Read at your own risk. 

The whole point of the film is that the aliens are using human brains to power their drones. By the end, the only two characters left are Balfour and his girlfriend. They take his brain and put it into a drone but, because his brain is different, he's able to maintain awareness. He beats up the other drones, does a drone-as-rockstar pose, THE END.

As bad as that reads, it supposedly plays even worse on film.

[Ed Hocken]

JE-SUS!

That shit may have worked in Futurama. But come on now!

[Matt]

I read that on AICN earlier today. Many people have confirmed its veracity and its complete stupidity on the screen.

[V]

Hollywood?

You and I are fucking done professionally...

[Ed Hocken]

Well, what we were going to expect from the directors of the Linkin Park "Crawling" video?

[Shit Dickface]

After reading that spoiler? Oof.

[Ed Hocken]

And to think, Unstoppable is getting GOOD reviews.

[Matt]

Yeah, I'm really surprised at the good press that 'Unstoppable' is getting. IT'S THE BEST TONY SCOTT FILM IN YEARS.

[Ed Hocken]

Better than True Romance?

Bull-shit.

[Matt]

TR was over 15 years ago, Ed. I think they're talking about BEST IN THE PAST DECADE, and honestly....that's damning the film with faint praise at best.

[Ed Hocken]

Which is a shame because I really enjoy Tony Scott's style in theory.

In practice, it's a hot unfocused mess.

[Anderson]

Heard the same thing with Monsters aka District 9 in Mexico.

Don't you dare compare Monsters to this shit.

So bad
SO FUCKING BAD

[Abraham Smashington]

Don't care, still want to see it.